A Hindu wise man, an Imam and a republican were walking down the street when it started raining. Well, I say raining, I mean it started pouring cats, dogs and baby elephants.
They ran for shelter and the nearest building was a farm.
The farmer answered their knocks and answered: "Of course you are welcome to stay at my place. But I have a bedroom with only two beds. One of you must sleep in the barn."
"No problem." says the Hindu wise man. "I've lived a rough life, I can sleep in the barn." And off he went.
Within ten minutes the Hindu wise man returned: "I'm sorry. There's a cow in the barn. I can't sleep there, I can't share the bed with holy animal."
"Don't worry." Answered the Imam. "I'll sleep in the barn, I'm used to sleeping rough."
But, again, withint ten minutes, the Imam had returned: "I'm sorry my brothers, I can't sleep in the barn, there are pigs there and I can't sleep with dirty animals, it's against my religion."
"Oh well." sighed the republican, "I'll offer myself then." and off to the barn he went.
Within ten minutes the pig and the cow were at the door: "Sorry...we just can't sleep with him!
- Tao of Pooh -
Originally posted by shavixmirAnd the debate here is?
A Hindu wise man, an Imam and a republican were walking down the street when it started raining. Well, I say raining, I mean it started pouring cats, dogs and baby elephants.
They ran for shelter and the nearest building was a farm.
The farmer answered their knocks and answered: "Of course you are welcome to stay at my place. But I have a bedroom with ...[text shortened]... Sorry...we just can't sleep with him!
- Tao of Pooh -
Despite long time licking the boots of comrade Stalin, one day
Redmike, Shav, and Boris end up in a gulag, deep in Northern Siberia.
"I am here because I always got to work five minutes late, and they
charged me with sabotage," says RedMike. "I am here because I kept
getting to work five minutes early, and they charged me with spying,"
says ShavedMir. "I am here because I got to work on time every day,"
says Boris, "and they charged me with owning a western watch."
It's an old and adjustable joke .. you can change the names of Hindu, Iman and republican to whatever groups you like in order to fit your own particular brand of hatred.
It's not creative. It's not unique .. and it's not even funny when you can see the punchline coming in the 1st sentence.
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You gave it away when you put Hindu and Iman in caps .. and republican in lower case.
Originally posted by SeitseAt least Shavs joke was funny, but it was a good first attempt at humor. Next thing you know you'll be voting Libertarian.
Despite long time licking the boots of comrade Stalin, one day
Redmike, Shav, and Boris end up in a gulag, deep in Northern Siberia.
"I am here because I always got to work five minutes late, and they
charged me with sabotage," says RedMike. "I am here because I kept
getting to work five minutes early, and they charged me with spying,"
says ShavedM ...[text shortened]... ork on time every day,"
says Boris, "and they charged me with owning a western watch."
Originally posted by shavixmirNice one Shav, raised a smile with me.
A Hindu wise man, an Imam and a republican were walking down the street when it started raining. Well, I say raining, I mean it started pouring cats, dogs and baby elephants.
They ran for shelter and the nearest building was a farm.
The farmer answered their knocks and answered: "Of course you are welcome to stay at my place. But I have a bedroom with ...[text shortened]... Sorry...we just can't sleep with him!
- Tao of Pooh -