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I just voted in the primaries.

I just voted in the primaries.

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I have no idea who the candidates are or their positions on stuff, so I simplified things:
1. Vote for all Republicans.
2. If there's more than one Republican, I voted for the ones with an Anglo name.
3. If they all were Anglo, I voted for the male over the female.
Whatchoo guys think of my system?


@jj-adams said
I have no idea who the candidates are or their positions on stuff, so I simplified things:
1. Vote for all Republicans.
2. If there's more than one Republican, I voted for the ones with an Anglo name.
3. If they all were Anglo, I voted for the male over the female.
Whatchoo guys think of my system?
Inefficient for your purposes you'd probably get better results choosing racist Hispanics over random Anglos


@athousandyoung said
Inefficient for your purposes you'd probably get better results choosing racist Hispanics over random Anglos
Racist Hispanics?
You mean the ones that are all gaga over La Raza ?


@athousandyoung said
Inefficient for your purposes you'd probably get better results choosing racist Hispanics over random Anglos
Either one is sufficient. 😉


@jj-adams said
Racist Hispanics?
You mean the ones that are all gaga over La Raza ?
No like these ones:

https://www.axios.com/2022/03/10/rise-white-nationalist-hispanics-latinos


@athousandyoung said
No like these ones:

https://www.axios.com/2022/03/10/rise-white-nationalist-hispanics-latinos
Sounds good to me, glad to see there are so many far-right Hispanics, glad to have them on board with what's right for this country.


@jj-adams said
I have no idea who the candidates are or their positions on stuff, so I simplified things:
1. Vote for all Republicans.
2. If there's more than one Republican, I voted for the ones with an Anglo name.
3. If they all were Anglo, I voted for the male over the female.
Whatchoo guys think of my system?
Leftist voting strategy.

Free country though.

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@jj-adams said
I have no idea who the candidates are or their positions on stuff, so I simplified things:
1. Vote for all Republicans.
2. If there's more than one Republican, I voted for the ones with an Anglo name.
3. If they all were Anglo, I voted for the male over the female.
Whatchoo guys think of my system?
How can you be sure they were really male ? Were birth certificates presented for public inspection ?

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@jj-adams said
I have no idea who the candidates are or their positions on stuff, so I simplified things:
1. Vote for all Republicans.
2. If there's more than one Republican, I voted for the ones with an Anglo name.
3. If they all were Anglo, I voted for the male over the female.
Whatchoo guys think of my system?
Wow, it's as racist, as sexist and as stupid as you!

Amazing!


@moonbus said
How can you be sure they were really male ? Were birth certificates presented for public inspection ?
What makes you think birth certificates are good enough? They never accepted Obama's, why would they accept a hand-written scrap of paper from an Appalachian candidate? Drop trou, man, prove it and drop trou!

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@jj-adams said
Sounds good to me, glad to see there are so many far-right Hispanics, glad to have them on board with what's right for this country.
OMG, did you actually say this?

Of course you did.


@moonbus said
How can you be sure they were really male ? Were birth certificates presented for public inspection ?
More to the point, did he see their junk?

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@moonbus said
How can you be sure they were really male ? Were birth certificates presented for public inspection ?
Did they look at them chromosomes? Apparently that's a thing the Republicans are saying now, as if everyone gets karyotyped at birth.


@shallow-blue said
What makes you think birth certificates are good enough? They never accepted Obama's, why would they accept a hand-written scrap of paper from an Appalachian candidate? Drop trou, man, prove it and drop trou!
Once Obama’s typewritten original birth certificate was found most of the birthers backed down. A lot of them were just suspicious that a man born long before computers had a computer generated birth certificate.


@shallow-blue said
What makes you think birth certificates are good enough? They never accepted Obama's, why would they accept a hand-written scrap of paper from an Appalachian candidate? Drop trou, man, prove it and drop trou!
Since when can Appalachians write? I don’t think Evangelical missionaries have penetrated that far yet.


Come to think of it, candidates should probably also submit standardized psychological test results, just to make sure they are correctly self-identifying as whatever they say they are. I mean, we can’t have any perv-men creeping into women’s rest rooms once they get to Capitol Hill. That would bring down democracy.