I should have been a poet

Trump's lawsuits, they fly everywhere-

His evidence is thin as the weave of his hair-

Though his lawyers are prospecting-

The judges are rejecting-

Now his lies they simply lay bare!! 😀

@mchill

There once was a narcist called trump,
Who’s just hot air and fat in a lump,
With incels he’s sidin’,
But lost out to Joe Biden,
After fukkin’ the US in a 4 year long dump.

@shavixmir said
@mchill

There once was a narcist called trump,
Who’s just hot air and fat in a lump,
With incels he’s sidin’,
But lost out to Joe Biden,
After fukkin’ the US in a 4 year long dump.

As a scholar of Japan, I'm going to do this in haiku form, informed by Zen-like paradoxes:

Win is loss, loss win;
Almost worth his winning once
To see him lose now!