Prosecutor, to witness: Can you tell us what she said next?
Defense counsel: Objection! That question calls for hearsay and thus violates the right of my client to the natural and inherent right to confront his accuser. The ignorant facist prosecutor is ignoring the inherent rights of my client!
Defense counsel: You intellectually dishonest Nazi moron! You obviously are incapable of recognizing my client's inherent rights.
Judge: Sit down, Mr. Maurauder. Your objection is noted for the record.
Defense counsel: You facist hateful creep! You know nothing of freedom or personal rights. I was too kind in calling you a Nazi. You are nothing like the respectable Nazi judges like Schlegelberger. Maybe, maybe, you rate a Roland Freisler. It's such a shame that people like you exist.
Judge: <sighs> Okay, bailiff. It's that time of day again. Take Mr. Maurauder to jail for the rest of the day. But make sure to give him his laptop so he can post to that chess site for the next 6 hours. Maybe he can work off some aggression and be a little calmer tomorrow.