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  1. Standard member sh76
    Civis Americanus Sum
    04 Jul '10 12:34
    Prosecutor, to witness: Can you tell us what she said next?

    Defense counsel: Objection! That question calls for hearsay and thus violates the right of my client to the natural and inherent right to confront his accuser. The ignorant facist prosecutor is ignoring the inherent rights of my client!

    Judge: Overruled

    Defense counsel: You intellectually dishonest Nazi moron! You obviously are incapable of recognizing my client's inherent rights.

    Judge: Sit down, Mr. Maurauder. Your objection is noted for the record.

    Defense counsel: You facist hateful creep! You know nothing of freedom or personal rights. I was too kind in calling you a Nazi. You are nothing like the respectable Nazi judges like Schlegelberger. Maybe, maybe, you rate a Roland Freisler. It's such a shame that people like you exist.

    Judge: <sighs> Okay, bailiff. It's that time of day again. Take Mr. Maurauder to jail for the rest of the day. But make sure to give him his laptop so he can post to that chess site for the next 6 hours. Maybe he can work off some aggression and be a little calmer tomorrow.
  2. 04 Jul '10 12:46
    Originally posted by sh76
    Prosecutor, to witness: Can you tell us what she said next?

    Defense counsel: Objection! That question calls for hearsay and thus violates the right of my client to the natural and inherent right to confront his accuser. The ignorant facist prosecutor is ignoring the inherent rights of my client!

    Judge: Overruled

    Defense counsel: You intellectually dish ...[text shortened]... for the next 6 hours. Maybe he can work off some aggression and be a little calmer tomorrow.
  3. Subscriber no1marauder
    It's Nice to Be Nice
    04 Jul '10 13:00 / 1 edit
    Originally posted by sh76
    Prosecutor, to witness: Can you tell us what she said next?

    Defense counsel: Objection! That question calls for hearsay and thus violates the right of my client to the natural and inherent right to confront his accuser. The ignorant facist prosecutor is ignoring the inherent rights of my client!

    Judge: Overruled

    Defense counsel: You intellectually dish for the next 6 hours. Maybe he can work off some aggression and be a little calmer tomorrow.
    Does your important duties protecting higher income people from paying their fair share of taxes ever require you to be inside a courtroom?

    Obviously it doesn't require you to actually read anything written by our irrelevant Framers.
  4. 04 Jul '10 14:43
    Originally posted by no1marauder
    Does your important duties protecting higher income people from paying their fair share of taxes ever require you to be inside a courtroom?

    Obviously it doesn't require you to actually read anything written by our irrelevant Framers.
    how many trials for no1m, lifetime?

    do y'all keep track of that sort of thing?
  5. Standard member sh76
    Civis Americanus Sum
    04 Jul '10 15:54
    Originally posted by zeeblebot
    how many trials for no1m, lifetime?
    no1m's lifetime is one long trial...

    at least for those around him