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...How We Celebrated Getting Rid of the Yanks.


"A long time ago, we (the English) decided to send all our criminals to Australia and all our Mad people to America. To convince the Americans that we actually wanted them here, we forced them into civil war by placing huge taxes on them and then we pretended to fight to keep them as part of the sovereign state. We let them win and they called themselves a new country, 'DisneyLand'."

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Originally posted by Bowmann
...How We Celebrated Getting Rid of the Yanks.


"A long time ago, we (the English) decided to send all our criminals to Australia and all our Mad people to America. To convince the Americans that we actually wanted them here, we forced them into civil war by placing huge taxes on them and then we pretended to fight to keep them as part of the sovereign state. We let them win and they called themselves a new country, 'DisneyLand'."
cute, but what aboot canada? if all the criminals went to australia, and madmen to the U.S what did Canada get?

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the boring people

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Originally posted by Siskin
the boring people
How are we boring?

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Originally posted by darvlay
How are we boring?
shhh let them think that, they'll stay away ...

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Originally posted by KneverKnight
shhh let them think that, they'll stay away ...
Grrrr. 😠

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darvlay's right ... maybe we're TIRED of exciting .... let's all move up north ...

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Originally posted by Bowmann
...How We Celebrated Getting Rid of the Yanks.


"A long time ago, we (the English) decided to send all our criminals to Australia and all our Mad people to America. To convince the Americans that we actually wanted them here, we forced them into civil war by placing huge taxes on them and then we pretended to fight to keep them as part of the sovereign state. We let them win and they called themselves a new country, 'DisneyLand'."
Unfortunately, as this was a plan by the 'English', they missed the far superior input of the rest of Britain and messed the plan up so badly that Britain now has all the criminals back with interest, and are trying to convince themselves they arent really part of America.

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Originally posted by Canadaguy
cute, but what aboot canada? if all the criminals went to australia, and madmen to the U.S what did Canada get?
The French?

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Originally posted by welsharnie
Britain now has all the criminals back with interest...
But at least we try to keep as many as we can in Wales.

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Originally posted by darvlay
How are we boring?
face it dude, we are boring (shhh don't blow the secret dude.)

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Originally posted by Canadaguy
face it dude, we are boring (shhh don't blow the secret dude.)
canada, sweet canada ...

no more freeway noise, or traffic jams .... escalating mortgages ... standing in line at the restaurant ... loud music from the next car over ...

live off the land, all you need is skeeter repellant ...

free land for homesteaders! let's go! ...

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Originally posted by Bowmann
...How We Celebrated Getting Rid of the Yanks.


"A long time ago, we (the English) decided to send all our criminals to Australia and all our Mad people to America. To convince the Americans that we actually wanted them here, we forced them into civil war by placing huge taxes on them and then we pretended to fight to keep them as part of the sovereign state. We let them win and they called themselves a new country, 'DisneyLand'."
I think you sent all of the dentists and cooks over here too .

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Originally posted by Moldy Crow
I think you sent all of the dentists and cooks over here too .
Only the bad ones.

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Originally posted by Canadaguy
cute, but what aboot canada? if all the criminals went to australia, and madmen to the U.S what did Canada get?
Celine Dion!