04 Jul 05
...How We Celebrated Getting Rid of the Yanks.
"A long time ago, we (the English) decided to send all our criminals to Australia and all our Mad people to America. To convince the Americans that we actually wanted them here, we forced them into civil war by placing huge taxes on them and then we pretended to fight to keep them as part of the sovereign state. We let them win and they called themselves a new country, 'DisneyLand'."
04 Jul 05
Originally posted by Bowmanncute, but what aboot canada? if all the criminals went to australia, and madmen to the U.S what did Canada get?
...How We Celebrated Getting Rid of the Yanks.
"A long time ago, we (the English) decided to send all our criminals to Australia and all our Mad people to America. To convince the Americans that we actually wanted them here, we forced them into civil war by placing huge taxes on them and then we pretended to fight to keep them as part of the sovereign state. We let them win and they called themselves a new country, 'DisneyLand'."
04 Jul 05
Originally posted by BowmannUnfortunately, as this was a plan by the 'English', they missed the far superior input of the rest of Britain and messed the plan up so badly that Britain now has all the criminals back with interest, and are trying to convince themselves they arent really part of America.
...How We Celebrated Getting Rid of the Yanks.
"A long time ago, we (the English) decided to send all our criminals to Australia and all our Mad people to America. To convince the Americans that we actually wanted them here, we forced them into civil war by placing huge taxes on them and then we pretended to fight to keep them as part of the sovereign state. We let them win and they called themselves a new country, 'DisneyLand'."
05 Jul 05
Originally posted by Canadaguycanada, sweet canada ...
face it dude, we are boring (shhh don't blow the secret dude.)
no more freeway noise, or traffic jams .... escalating mortgages ... standing in line at the restaurant ... loud music from the next car over ...
live off the land, all you need is skeeter repellant ...
free land for homesteaders! let's go! ...
06 Jul 05
Originally posted by BowmannI think you sent all of the dentists and cooks over here too .
...How We Celebrated Getting Rid of the Yanks.
"A long time ago, we (the English) decided to send all our criminals to Australia and all our Mad people to America. To convince the Americans that we actually wanted them here, we forced them into civil war by placing huge taxes on them and then we pretended to fight to keep them as part of the sovereign state. We let them win and they called themselves a new country, 'DisneyLand'."
