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Is it cake or is it meat?

Is it cake or is it meat?

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Originally posted by WHY AYE
I think it will still be better than the water coming out of my tap!!😕:😉
I don't want to drink dead people!!!

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Originally posted by elvendreamgirl
I don't want to drink dead people!!!
You should taste it first, you might change your mind.😕

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Originally posted by WHY AYE
You should taste it first, you might change your mind.😕
eeewwwwww!

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I was doing a service call about 2 years ago at a funeral home. Their asperators were leaking. I was changing out the vaccumm breaker and dropped a screw into the flush rim sink that was between the tables, I was pretty embarrased (thank god there were no customers). I reached in and grabbed it. It took me over two weeks of constant scrubbing to finally feel clean again.

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Hard to believe this thread started with little cheesy sausage things...

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Ater returning from holiday once, to a vile smell coming from the drainage manhole cover, which was obviously blocked as feces was spilling from under it, I realized that I would have to unblock it. This was one of the most horrible things I've had to do, protected as I possibly could be I started bucketing this concentrated mass(no naked flames) of human sh*te into a wheely bin, which I had stolen from somebody further down the street, as someone had stolen mine while I was away, BAS**RDS. After filling the bin with this toxic mass of shit I had to get in the hole to realise that some thick, lazy, horrible, stinker who'd been disposing of there childrens nappies down there toilet had caused mine to be blocked, as the drainage system is linked. So after unblocking it I thought that I would be able to wheel the bin to the nearset drian and pour it down, remembering that the bin was as full as was possible it proved a hard task, to wheel the bin to the drain especially without spilling rancid sh*t allover myself, infact it proved to be impossible as I accidentally dropped it, spilling every single drop under next doors garage (there been a 2" gap), and I mean EVERY drop, accidentally of course, but I didnt let them know it was me and I think they didn't even notice at first, which made me wonder weather it was her who was disposing of the nappies down the toilet. If it was her then it was karma and justice for the enviroment.

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Here is South Texas, we eat alot of mexican style food. One brekkie item is called a taquito: a flour tortilla filled sith meat, eggs, potatoes-whatveer you want. We ordered some from a restaurant one morning. She had barbacoa, which is the entire head of a cow barbequed in a pit. The meat, brains, tongue, eye balls, all go in the mix. She opened hers to put some salsa in it, and there was ........a cow's ear, hair and all. 😲

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Originally posted by elvendreamgirl
Here is South Texas, we eat alot of mexican style food. One brekkie item is called a taquito: a flour tortilla filled sith meat, eggs, potatoes-whatveer you want. We ordered some from a restaurant one morning. She had barbacoa, which is the entire head of a cow barbequed in a pit. The meat, brains, tongue, eye balls, all go in the mix. She opened hers to put some salsa in it, and there was ........a cow's ear, hair and all. 😲
I never ate barbacoa, but you would often find a whole eye ball in it as well

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Originally posted by elvendreamgirl
I never ate barbacoa, but you would often find a whole eye ball in it as well
This certainly helped me decide what to have as a late-night snack... nothing. 🙂

-Ray.

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Originally posted by rgoudie
This certainly helped me decide what to have as a late-night snack... nothing. 🙂

-Ray.
cookies 😀

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Originally posted by elvendreamgirl
cookies 😀
Everything that I think of has sad, dead cow eyes staring out. 😕

-Ray.

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Originally posted by rgoudie
Everything that I think of has sad, dead cow eyes staring out. 😕

-Ray.
awwwwww! I am sorry. :'(

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Originally posted by elvendreamgirl
awwwwww! I am sorry. :'(
No problem. I didn't need to eat before bed anyway.
I see that you stayed up late keeping the forums alive. 🙂

-Ray.

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Originally posted by rgoudie
No problem. I didn't need to eat before bed anyway.
I see that you stayed up late keeping the forums alive. 🙂

-Ray.
I am a terrible night owl!!!!
PLus my love was booted from the net last night and I was waiting to see if he would be able to get back on. 🙂

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Originally posted by elvendreamgirl
I don't want to drink dead people!!!
This gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "stiff drink"

😉