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    18 Dec '17 04:481 edit
    I casually walked into Walmart and it happened. I looked at the greeter, said Merry Christmas, and they replied, "Happy Holidays".

    At first I was dazed and confused. How could this be? I then knew what Paul had meant by Christian persecution. Oh, the agony!

    It was at this moment, I ran up to her, wrapped my arms around her, and gave her a big hug saying, "Jesus loves you!"

    I'll be out of the big house in 3 to 5 weeks but it was worth it. And no, there is no way anyone would sexually harass a 350 lb 58 year old woman with a severe case of psoriasis. The stench was more than I could bare but I hugged her anyway! 😠

    My career paths are a little limited now as well. It is either a Hollywood producer or a member of Congress.
  2. Standard membershavixmir
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    18 Dec '17 05:23
    Originally posted by @whodey
    I casually walked into Walmart and it happened. I looked at the greeter, said Merry Christmas, and they replied, "Happy Holidays".

    At first I was dazed and confused. How could this be? I then knew what Paul had meant by Christian persecution. Oh, the agony!

    It was at this moment, I ran up to her, wrapped my arms around her, and gave her a big hug s ...[text shortened]... hs are a little limited now as well. It is either a Hollywood producer or a member of Congress.
    To be honest... this is the funniest thing you’ve ever written.

    Well done!
  3. SubscriberSuzianne
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    18 Dec '17 07:44
    Originally posted by @shavixmir
    To be honest... this is the funniest thing you’ve ever written.

    Well done!
    If I had to guess, I'd guess that he didn't write it.
  4. Subscriberdivegeester
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    18 Dec '17 09:451 edit
    Originally posted by @whodey
    I casually walked into Walmart and it happened. I looked at the greeter, said Merry Christmas, and they replied, "Happy Holidays".
    It’s your own fault for doing the shopping yourself and not Lording it over your wife to do it.
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    18 Dec '17 15:59
    Originally posted by @divegeester
    It’s your own fault for doing the shopping yourself and not Lording it over your wife to do it.
    😠
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    18 Dec '17 16:001 edit
    Originally posted by @suzianne
    If I had to guess, I'd guess that he didn't write it.
    Did I mention the women's name was Suzy?

    Hmm.

    Coincidence?
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