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It happened, I was persecuted against!

It happened, I was persecuted against!

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I casually walked into Walmart and it happened. I looked at the greeter, said Merry Christmas, and they replied, "Happy Holidays".

At first I was dazed and confused. How could this be? I then knew what Paul had meant by Christian persecution. Oh, the agony!

It was at this moment, I ran up to her, wrapped my arms around her, and gave her a big hug saying, "Jesus loves you!"

I'll be out of the big house in 3 to 5 weeks but it was worth it. And no, there is no way anyone would sexually harass a 350 lb 58 year old woman with a severe case of psoriasis. The stench was more than I could bare but I hugged her anyway! 😠

My career paths are a little limited now as well. It is either a Hollywood producer or a member of Congress.

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Originally posted by @whodey
I casually walked into Walmart and it happened. I looked at the greeter, said Merry Christmas, and they replied, "Happy Holidays".

At first I was dazed and confused. How could this be? I then knew what Paul had meant by Christian persecution. Oh, the agony!

It was at this moment, I ran up to her, wrapped my arms around her, and gave her a big hug s ...[text shortened]... hs are a little limited now as well. It is either a Hollywood producer or a member of Congress.
To be honest... this is the funniest thing you’ve ever written.

Well done!


Originally posted by @shavixmir
To be honest... this is the funniest thing you’ve ever written.

Well done!
If I had to guess, I'd guess that he didn't write it.

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Originally posted by @suzianne
If I had to guess, I'd guess that he didn't write it.
Did I mention the women's name was Suzy?

Hmm.

Coincidence?