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Hi slug,

Why would you blow up a beaver dam and what happens to the beavers ?

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Originally posted by STANG
Hi slug,

Why would you blow up a beaver dam and what happens to the beavers ?
Because in Idaho ... up in the mountains they block up the streams that the farmers depend upon for life. The choice goes out. Go broke and move to the city. Or blow up a few dams and continue farming.

It is quite a good balance. A few dams per year. No dead beavers. (you scare them upstream just by your activity). And the beavers have a reason to go on living. To rebuild their world that you just 'blew up'.

That's the way nature should work. Us "big ass" human bad guys competing for a resource. We... in control of "awareness and consciousness" (welll....errrr... on rare occasion) willing to do what we must to survive yet granting the dumb rodent the joy of purpose. To "build a dam and have kids". This is how us "redneck" cowboys have always done it. Compared to the commie solution. "Shoot the Beavers! They are not True Believer Citizens Comrade! Shoot them!"

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I'm surprised you don't claim that you're bringing democracy to the beavers as you blow their homes apart. OK, before you get defensive, why not claim that the beavers have WMD's ?

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Originally posted by STANG
I'm surprised you don't claim that you're bringing democracy to the beavers as you blow their homes apart. OK, before you get defensive, why not claim that the beavers have WMD's ?
How many beavers to make a 20X felt? are they farmed, shot or blown up as collateral losses with dams?

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They are all f.. angry because that will be the only beaver they will see in their whole lives.

Oh and they have all small wieners and are really p... because they beaver has a bigger one.

Typical American.
If it can not or will not elect bush it has to be annihilated. Like this comet Tempel 1. Good ol´bush tried to call him to find out if he is a republican. Get no answer and STANG ehh BANG the NASA blows it into smitherens.

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Originally posted by Rochade
They are all f.. angry because that will be the only beaver they will see in their whole lives.

Oh and they have all small wieners and are really p... because they beaver has a bigger one.

Typical American.
If it can not or will not elect bush it has to be annihilated. Like this comet Tempel 1. Good ol´bush tried to call him to find out if he is a republican. Get no answer and STANG ehh BANG the NASA blows it into smitherens.
he got an answer, it was "Kerry 2008!" ...

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Originally posted by Rochade
They are all f.. angry because that will be the only beaver they will see in their whole lives.

Oh and they have all small wieners and are really p... because they beaver has a bigger one.

Typical American.
If it can not or will not elect bush it has to be annihilated. Like this comet Tempel 1. Good ol´bush tried to call him to find out if he is a republican. Get no answer and STANG ehh BANG the NASA blows it into smitherens.
Typical German: too cheap to buy a subscription.

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Then I saw her face.
Hey, I'm a beaver.

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Originally posted by STANG
Then I saw her face.
Hey, I'm a beaver.
LOL! That seems like a non-political statement to me, Stang. Or am I missing something?

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Originally posted by Delmer
LOL! That seems like a non-political statement to me, Stang. Or am I missing something?
You're right. It's too early in the morning.

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Originally posted by STANG
You're right. It's too early in the morning.
LOL! Well, I personally found it refreshing.

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Originally posted by Delmer
LOL! Well, I personally found it refreshing.
Though it is starting to get on in the day.