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Janet Jackson An Agent Of The GOP

Janet Jackson An Agent Of The GOP

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Originally posted by sasquatch672
During my two-week long waiting period to watch my beloved Eagles mightily battle the New England Patriots, I had more than a little spare time on my hands and I did some thinking. What I came up with is the most diabolical and sinister plot this side of a Rocky & Bullwinkle cartoon. Here it is:

Janet Jackson is an agent of the Republican Party. W ...[text shortened]... lace at the same time? Have they ever been photographed together?

A conspiracy is exposed.
Well, I guess we can be thankful her pants didn't fall down then.

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Originally posted by sasquatch672
During my two-week long waiting period to watch my beloved Eagles mightily battle the New England Patriots, I had more than a little spare time on my hands and I did some thinking. What I came up with is the most diabolical and sinister plot this side of a Rocky & Bullwinkle cartoon. Here it is:

Janet Jackson is an agent of the Republican Party. W ...[text shortened]... lace at the same time? Have they ever been photographed together?

A conspiracy is exposed.
How very alert of you! I'm impressed beyond words!

Now, if you could let your light shine on the Tony Blair having his tongue stuck up Bush's arse scenario for a minute, perhaps you could explain to us what makes him so psychophantic.

Never before has a British prime-minister went to such lengths to lick ass.

It boggles my mind.

As for Janet...I always knew there was something weird about her.

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Originally posted by sasquatch672
During my two-week long ...[text really shortened]...
A conspiracy is exposed.
Have you and Hillary been into the hallucinogenics again?

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The thing is--and I have cried multiple tears over this--her breast was not bare. It had a star-shaped stamped metal thing over it. I think they used to call it a "pastie" back in the days of go-go dancers.