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Jon Stewart: Trump wants Biden back

Jon Stewart: Trump wants Biden back

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"He would give up everything....for just one more moment....with Crooked Joe".

LMAO.

Trump wants Biden back bad. Like 3 am drunk text bad. Like show up uninvited to the wedding and "just wants to talk" bad.



@vivify
Who wouldn't want to run against Racial Jungle Joe on dementia road?
Prison Slavery Kamala is easy to beat too, so I wouldn't think Trump is losing any sleep over it. Kamala picked a pro censorship and war candidate who chickened out of serving in Iraq.

All Trump has to do is say "Prison Slavery Kamala" and it is over. Why do you think he is holding back? Trump called Kamala dumb and said she will not take questions because she is not smart. Those are toothless insults that will sway nobody. Why wont he call her Prison Slavery Kamala to take her down the way Tulsi did?

Because the smack talk is fake like pro wrestling. If it was real it would go down like this:



Kamala would be like "hey, you were supposed to insult my intelligence so you come across as a sexist creep and boost my poll numbers, not do a Tulsi execution! We agreed on this. Why are you making the attacks personal"?


@Metal-Brain said
@vivify
Who wouldn't want to run against Racial Jungle Joe on dementia road?
Prison Slavery Kamala is easy to beat too, so I wouldn't think Trump is losing any sleep over it. Kamala picked a pro censorship and war candidate who chickened out of serving in Iraq.

All Trump has to do is say "Prison Slavery Kamala" and it is over. Why do you think he is holding back? Tr ...[text shortened]... poll numbers, not do a Tulsi execution! We agreed on this. Why are you making the attacks personal"?
Jesus christ man, stop with the retarded nicknames. It’s making you sound more retarded that usual.

And that is saying something!


@vivify said
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-VW6tHIcGfc

"He would give up everything....for just one more moment....with Crooked Joe".

LMAO.

Trump wants Biden back bad. Like 3 am drunk text bad. Like show up uninvited to the wedding and "just wants to talk" bad.
so which one is the pivot man in this circle jerk you got going on?


@shavixmir said
Jesus christ man, stop with the retarded nicknames. It’s making you sound more retarded that usual.

And that is saying something!
Why? That is Trump's style. He is well known for his retarded nicknames.
You know that just as well as I do. Should I pretend he is like me instead?

I didn't call Joe Biden "racial jungle Joe" because that is my style. I said that because that is Trump's style. He likes name calling like a child. Should I pretend he is not like that when we all know it?

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@Mott-The-Hoople said
so which one is the pivot man in this circle jerk you got going on?
The what? Pivot man?

Bruh, I don't know dynamics of circle jerk like Mott-the-poop-hole apparently does. If anyone has questions, ask Mott, named after a glam-rock band whose most popular song is a gay anthem.


@Metal-Brain
You mean like you pretending to hate Trump but defending him at every turn?

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