Letter to My Boss,
I have enjoyed working here these past several years. You have paid me very well, given me benefits beyond belief. I have 3-4 months off per year and a pension plan that will pay my salary till the day I die and a health plan that most people can only dream about.
Despite this I plan to take the next 12-18 months to find a new position.
During this time I will show up for work when it is convenient. In addition I fully expect to draw my full salary and all the other perks associated with my current job.
Oh yes, if my search for this new job proves fruitless, I will be back with no loss in pay or status. Before you say anything,
remember that you have no choice in the matter. I can and will do this.
Sincerely,
Every Senator or Congressman running for re-election
Originally posted by @whodeyIt's been this way for a very long time whodey, so what's new??
Letter to My Boss,
I have enjoyed working here these past several years. You have paid me very well, given me benefits beyond belief. I have 3-4 months off per year and a pension plan that will pay my salary till the day I die and a health plan that most people can only dream about.
Despite this I plan to take the next 12-18 months to find a new ...[text shortened]... and will do this.
Sincerely,
Every Senator or Congressman running for re-election
Originally posted by @wolfgang59It was satire, not deep, but even then it went over your head.
... if you had a boss.
The 'boss' in this case is the taxpayer, to be clear, people who on nett pay tax. If whodey on nett has paid tax throughout his life then he is the boss. In the spirit of the 'letter' I know I'm one too.
Those excluded are people sucking on the state tit. Ticks, fleas and other parasites.
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Originally posted by @wajomaOh...thank you so much Wajoma. That cleverness just went straight over my head.
It was satire, not deep, but even then it went over your head.
The 'boss' in this case is the taxpayer, to be clear, people who on nett pay tax. If whodey on nett has paid tax throughout his life then he is the boss. In the spirit of the 'letter' I know I'm one too.
Those excluded are people sucking on the state tit. Ticks, fleas and other parasites.
Originally posted by @wolfe63No problem Wolfe, your dumb act is more of an act than wolfgangs (I did use the 'reply and quote' function so there could be no doubt whose post was being addressed), his is more of a terminal condition.
Oh...thank you so much Wajoma. That cleverness just went straight over my head.
Originally posted by @wolfgang59No, satire, not irony.
... the irony ...
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Geesh, how stupid can you get? 😲
Originally posted by @whodeyYour opening post was satirical, the post I was replying to was ironic.
No, satire, not irony.
Geesh, how stupid can you get? 😲
How stupid can you get?
Originally posted by @wolfgang59Again, I was being satirical, how stupid can YOU get? 😛
Your opening post was satirical, the post I was replying to was ironic.
How stupid can [b]you get?[/b]