Liberal Women

I think that I finally have put my finger on the
reason why our Conservative friends are always so angry.
Conservative women, yes Conservative women.
Bear with me here.
I've been on this planet for a number of years, and I'll not
engage in locker room talk to discuss my amorous adventures,
but I will say this; I was a happily single man for my first 52 years and,
during that time I courted a multitude of women of every persuasion.
I now have a 19 year old son as I chose to marry his mother.
I digress...........anyway, Liberal Women are, BY FAR better lovers than
their Conservative counterparts.....suffice to say, I understand why you wake up
angry and carry that anger around all day....
My suggestion to you? ...........Find a Liberal woman who likes to bowl
😉

@jimm619 said
I think that I finally have put my finger on the
reason why our Conservative friends are always so angry.
Conservative women, yes Conservative women.
Bear with me here.
I've been on this planet for a number of years, and I'll not
engage in locker room talk to discuss my amorous adventures,
but I will say this; I was a happily single man for my first 52 years and,
duri ...[text shortened]... ger around all day....
My suggestion to you? ...........Find a Liberal woman who likes to bowl
😉

@suzianne said
'who likes to bowl'??

Is that a euphemism for something else?

I'm thinking its got to be. Don't want those conservative men's heads spinning right off their bodies.

There’s nothing like a racist trailer park mum, drunk and beaten up, wearing a maga cap and stinking of BBQ to turn a man on.

@shavixmir
Yeah, you heard of Conservative Swingers?
..........................They let other guys beat up their wife 😆

@jimm619 said
@shavixmir
Yeah, you heard of Conservative Swingers?
..........................They let other guys beat up their wife 😆

@jimm619 said
I think that I finally have put my finger on the
reason why our Conservative friends are always so angry.
Conservative women, yes Conservative women.
Bear with me here.
I've been on this planet for a number of years, and I'll not
engage in locker room talk to discuss my amorous adventures,
but I will say this; I was a happily single man for my first 52 years and,
duri ...[text shortened]... ger around all day....
My suggestion to you? ...........Find a Liberal woman who likes to bowl
😉

@suzianne said
I think you're onto something here.