Michelle Obama's most ridiculous rant

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I remember when she was first lady and tried to start a campaign to get Americans to eat healthy like eat a veggie every once in awhile and y'all threw a flapping fit, like 'dont you tell me what to do' and now we have MAHA run by a heroim addict with worms in his brain telling us we can't drink tap water because it might turn us gay.

@wildgrass said
I remember when she was first lady and tried to start a campaign to get Americans to eat healthy like eat a veggie every once in awhile and y'all threw a flapping fit, like 'dont you tell me what to do' and now we have MAHA run by a heroim addict with worms in his brain telling us we can't drink tap water because it might turn us gay.

Crazy times.

@wildgrass said
I remember when she was first lady and tried to start a campaign to get Americans to eat healthy like eat a veggie every once in awhile and y'all threw a flapping fit, like 'dont you tell me what to do' and now we have MAHA run by a heroim addict with worms in his brain telling us we can't drink tap water because it might turn us gay.

Yeah she tried to push Turnips for school lunches, as if that would be something kids would eat hahaha.
Wonder if she got paid by the Turnip Growers Associationfor that?

@wildgrass said
I remember when she was first lady and tried to start a campaign to get Americans to eat healthy like eat a veggie every once in awhile and y'all threw a flapping fit, like 'dont you tell me what to do' and now we have MAHA run by a heroim addict with worms in his brain telling us we can't drink tap water because it might turn us gay.

And they all pipe up and say "Thank you, thank you! We thought it was bad but didn't know how bad!"

Hook, line and sinker.

@Cliff-Mashburn said
She really works overtime at being a victim of discrimination:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1RaHxYHSxCA
Jesus H. Tap-Dancing Christ it never stops with this krunt

Except she's right.

Everyone moaning "Oh, that's the dumbest thing I ever heard!" are either 1. White, 2. Male, or 3. Someone with no hair.

So F right off. I've never seen more people in one place with less empathy.

Stop working so hard to find something to bitch about.

@Ghost-of-a-Duke said
Crazy times.

Isn't it "headline-stopping-horrible"?

If this is all they have to bitch about, I'd say their lives are pretty good, as deluded as they are.

@Cliff-Mashburn said
Yeah she tried to push Turnips for school lunches, as if that would be something kids would eat hahaha.
Wonder if she got paid by the Turnip Growers Associationfor that?

Oh, the horror.

@Cliff-Mashburn said
Yeah she tried to push Turnips for school lunches, as if that would be something kids would eat hahaha.
Wonder if she got paid by the Turnip Growers Associationfor that?

All she wanted was to stop calling pizza a vegetable in school lunches. She said kids should exercise more to avoid a lifetime of obesity. Lol y'all threw a hissy fit over that. Government overreach, keep your hands off my toddlers fried chicken sandwich, which taxpayers paid for.

Now we're all obese and can't afford health care. Thanks a lot.

@Suzianne said
Except she's right.

Everyone moaning "Oh, that's the dumbest thing I ever heard!" are either 1. White, 2. Male, or 3. Someone with no hair.

So F right off. I've never seen more people in one place with less empathy.

Stop working so hard to find something to bitch about.

It's Mrs. Obama that's working hard to find something to bitch about. Poor oppressed Michelle, living in her multimillion dollar mansion, is trapped by white people's expectations of how she should do her hair, when absolutely no one gives one single fk. God forbid she let her hair frizz out naturally and go for a swim because she'd lose her victimhood card.

@wildgrass said
All she wanted was to stop calling pizza a vegetable in school lunches. She said kids should exercise more to avoid a lifetime of obesity. Lol y'all threw a hissy fit over that. Government overreach, keep your hands off my toddlers fried chicken sandwich, which taxpayers paid for.

Now we're all obese and can't afford health care. Thanks a lot.

Remember when Ketchup was considered a vegetable in schools?
I saw a documentary about school lunches around the world and countries like Finland have school lunches made with nutrients in good foods not french fries like here.
Turns out with a good lunch, children get better grades, are more attentive and thrive.
Not so much in the US.

@Sleepyguy said
It's Mrs. Obama that's working hard to find something to bitch about. Poor oppressed Michelle, living in her multimillion dollar mansion, is trapped by white people's expectations of how she should do her hair, when absolutely no one gives one single fk. God forbid she let her hair frizz out naturally and go for a swim because she'd lose her victimhood card.

Michelle: kids should exercise more and eat real food.

Conservatives: SHUT THE F UP.

@sonhouse said
Remember when Ketchup was considered a vegetable in schools?
I saw a documentary about school lunches around the world and countries like Finland have school lunches made with nutrients in good foods not french fries like here.
Turns out with a good lunch, children get better grades, are more attentive and thrive.
Not so much in the US.

Indeed. Government can facilitate a shift to more healthy lifestyles without putting toddlers on ozempic. We chose not to do that.

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There was an article in Atlanta Journal, the other day regarding blacks. Headings of all articles in that newspaper are written with no capital letters at each word. However, the word Black was in the title (middle) of this article and it had a B on it. Black. I pride myself on knowing something about literature , sentence, construction, such as that, and I do not know why the word would’ve been capitalized. A liberal might have an answer to that. Would anyone jump in here?

@Suzianne said
Except she's right.

Everyone moaning "Oh, that's the dumbest thing I ever heard!" are either 1. White, 2. Male, or 3. Someone with no hair.

So F right off. I've never seen more people in one place with less empathy.

Stop working so hard to find something to bitch about.

This one wants us all to stop bitching?!?!?!?!?!?
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