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My 26 yr old son just returned from Mexico bringing back a foot high figurine of a monkey wearing a sombrero and playing a guitar. Should I be concerned?

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Originally posted by badmoon
My 26 yr old son just returned from Mexico bringing back a foot high figurine of a monkey wearing a sombrero and playing a guitar. Should I be concerned?
(1) Is the monkey in question indigenous to Mexico?

(2) Is the monkey big enough for Mexicans to be hiding inside?

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Originally posted by FMF
(1) Is the monkey in question indigenous to Mexico?

(2) Is the monkey big enough for Mexicans to be hiding inside?
1) not sure
2) No

I must add that the monkey is also sporting quite a blunt penis

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badmoon, multiple accounts are not on accordance with the TOS.

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Originally posted by FMF
badmoon, multiple accounts are not on accordance with the TOS.
Say what? There isn't two of me.

What is TOS?

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Originally posted by badmoon
Say what? There isn't two of me.

What is TOS?
Never mind that. Both of you.

As for blunt penises. I'd just like to say that my penis is blunt for about 80% of the day.

I haven't tried the sombrero thing, but - despite living in Central Java - my wife and I were able to get a chandelier through customs.

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Originally posted by FMF
Never mind that. Both of you.

As for blunt penises. I'd just like to say that my penis is blunt for about 80% of the day.

I haven't tried the sombrero thing, but - despite living in Central Java - my wife and I were able to get a chandelier through customs.
OK FMF now I am even more confused than usual. You have stated before you are female. Now you speak your male genitalia ?! And a wife? These visuals I am getting at the moment are really quite scary for the only possibility to explain the discrepancy in your post.

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Originally posted by badmoon
Say what? There isn't two of me.

What is TOS?
TOS is the holy bible of RHP.
We generally refer to people who adhere to the TOS as TOSSER's.

One of life's little joys I guess...

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Originally posted by utherpendragon
OK FMF now I am even more confused than usual. You have stated before you are female. Now you speak your male genitalia ?!
She's happy to have one that she can use whenever she wants.
I have one too, but that's my own.

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Originally posted by utherpendragon
OK FMF now I am even more confused than usual. You have stated before you are female. Now you speak your male genitalia ?! And a wife? These visuals I am getting at the moment are really quite scary for the only possibility to explain the discrepancy in your post.
Suffice to say, things changed in 2003. And Indonesia is an open minded place in this regard. This ambivalence is one of the reasons why I live here. Both I and some of my friends here still to this day get a little tangled up with the correct personal pronouns from time to time.

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Originally posted by badmoon
My 26 yr old son just returned from Mexico bringing back a foot high figurine of a monkey wearing a sombrero and playing a guitar. Should I be concerned?
Do you hear the music in the wee small hours?

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Maybe he just discovered that all Mexicans have considerably sized genitalia.

The hard way.

And decided to get a souvenir.

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Originally posted by Seitse
Maybe he just discovered that all Mexicans have considerably sized genitalia.

The hard way.

And decided to get a souvenir.
What makes me mad about that comment is that I initially laughed at it.

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Originally posted by badmoon
What makes me mad about that comment is that I initially laughed at it.
LOL

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