“Nobody’s done more for Christianity than me.”
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I bet you’re as surprised as me with the new Papal bull, which has added a new book to Epistles: “Epistle from Fox to the moronic”
Seemingly trump has said that he’s the best thing that’s happened to religion since crusifixions and child raping. And that nobody has done more for Christianity than he, himself.
When pressed on the whole Jesus angle malarkey, he replied: “The president of Germanistan has surrounded herself with douci.. dubo... bad, very bad, Middle-Eastern types. Not to be trusted.”
The reporter, baffled, questioned: “Do you mean Angela Merkal?”
“That’s what I said.” trump agreed, clapping his small paws together. “Mrs. Merkal, I think, well, you know. Best ask Piglet, he knows about these things.”
“Jesus.” Said the reporter.
“Don’t swear,” answered the president, “bees don’t like swearing. And I. Yes I, that being me and perhaps Piglet, do so like honey. We don’t want to chase the bee... well, what was I saying?”
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@shavixmir saidramblings of a nut case...got your pussy hat handy?
“Nobody’s done more for Christianity than me.”
I Fox 1:4
I bet you’re as surprised as me with the new Papal bull, which has added a new book to Epistles: “Epistle from Fox to the moronic”
Seemingly trump has said that he’s the best thing that’s happened to religion since crusifixions and child raping. And that nobody has done more for Christianity than he, himself.
...[text shortened]... me and perhaps Piglet, do so like honey. We don’t want to chase the bee... well, what was I saying?”
@mott-the-hoople saidTrump's got a pussy hat?
ramblings of a nut case...got your pussy hat handy?
@mott-the-hoople saidYou finally accept that trump is a looney?
ramblings of a nut case...got your pussy hat handy?
Good for you!
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@shavixmir saidif brains were Dynamite Donald wouldn't have enough to blow his wig off.
You finally accept that trump is a looney?
Good for you!
People!
Surely I’m not the first person to look at trump, point and then like a bodys snatcher spotting Sutherland scream: “POOH BEAR!!!”
Surely.
Okay, the president seems more senile, but Pooh he seems.
Like, sort of, you know, well, here’s a song Pooh was working on:
There once was a trump in a hole,
His brain was like that of a dole,
His fingers they darted,
As in twitter he farted,
As women he smacked with his pole
@shavixmir saidXi, the leader of China, is Pooh Bear. Obama is Tigger and Jong-Un is Piglet. You need to find a different character.
“Nobody’s done more for Christianity than me.”
I Fox 1:4
I bet you’re as surprised as me with the new Papal bull, which has added a new book to Epistles: “Epistle from Fox to the moronic”
Seemingly trump has said that he’s the best thing that’s happened to religion since crusifixions and child raping. And that nobody has done more for Christianity than he, himself.
...[text shortened]... me and perhaps Piglet, do so like honey. We don’t want to chase the bee... well, what was I saying?”
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@shavixmir saidhave you looked in the mirror when you are in one of these drug induced tirades? #jisaxin
People!
Surely I’m not the first person to look at trump, point and then like a bodys snatcher spotting Sutherland scream: “POOH BEAR!!!”
Surely.
Okay, the president seems more senile, but Pooh he seems.
Like, sort of, you know, well, here’s a song Pooh was working on:
There once was a trump in a hole,
His brain was like that of a dole,
His fingers they darted,
As in twitter he farted,
As women he smacked with his pole
@huckleberryhound saidSomeone with 100 call options on PayPal?
@shavixmir
Did anyone else think "What is a paypal bull?"