02 Nov '18 13:48>
“Nobody’s done more for Christianity than me.”
I Fox 1:4
I bet you’re as surprised as me with the new Papal bull, which has added a new book to Epistles: “Epistle from Fox to the moronic”
Seemingly trump has said that he’s the best thing that’s happened to religion since crusifixions and child raping. And that nobody has done more for Christianity than he, himself.
When pressed on the whole Jesus angle malarkey, he replied: “The president of Germanistan has surrounded herself with douci.. dubo... bad, very bad, Middle-Eastern types. Not to be trusted.”
The reporter, baffled, questioned: “Do you mean Angela Merkal?”
“That’s what I said.” trump agreed, clapping his small paws together. “Mrs. Merkal, I think, well, you know. Best ask Piglet, he knows about these things.”
“Jesus.” Said the reporter.
“Don’t swear,” answered the president, “bees don’t like swearing. And I. Yes I, that being me and perhaps Piglet, do so like honey. We don’t want to chase the bee... well, what was I saying?”
I Fox 1:4
I bet you’re as surprised as me with the new Papal bull, which has added a new book to Epistles: “Epistle from Fox to the moronic”
Seemingly trump has said that he’s the best thing that’s happened to religion since crusifixions and child raping. And that nobody has done more for Christianity than he, himself.
When pressed on the whole Jesus angle malarkey, he replied: “The president of Germanistan has surrounded herself with douci.. dubo... bad, very bad, Middle-Eastern types. Not to be trusted.”
The reporter, baffled, questioned: “Do you mean Angela Merkal?”
“That’s what I said.” trump agreed, clapping his small paws together. “Mrs. Merkal, I think, well, you know. Best ask Piglet, he knows about these things.”
“Jesus.” Said the reporter.
“Don’t swear,” answered the president, “bees don’t like swearing. And I. Yes I, that being me and perhaps Piglet, do so like honey. We don’t want to chase the bee... well, what was I saying?”