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  1. 01 Jan '14 07:43
    Read about it here:

    http://www.theonion.com/articles/obama-help-us-destroy-jesus-and-start-a-new-age-of,29478/

    Excerpt:

    "“My fellow Americans and godless infidels, I command you to join me as we cast an endless pall of far-left evil across the hills and valleys of our nation!” Obama bellowed from the stage, as thousands in attendance moaned in compliance and gyrated their hips and groins in a lascivious dance. “Together, as a barbarian people forged by the wicked flames of irreligiosity and united by visions of a liberal dystopia, we will rise up as one to scorch the earth with boundless amorality.”"
  2. Standard member caissad4
    Child of the Novelty
    01 Jan '14 07:45
    Originally posted by JS357
    Read about it here:

    http://www.theonion.com/articles/obama-help-us-destroy-jesus-and-start-a-new-age-of,29478/

    Excerpt:

    "“My fellow Americans and godless infidels, I command you to join me as we cast an endless pall of far-left evil across the hills and valleys of our nation!” Obama bellowed from the stage, as thousands in attendance moaned in complia ...[text shortened]... ns of a liberal dystopia, we will rise up as one to scorch the earth with boundless amorality.”"
    If the Onion printed it, it must be true.
  3. 01 Jan '14 08:18
    I didn't realize whodey was a writer for The Onion.
  4. 01 Jan '14 10:28
    Originally posted by KazetNagorra
    I didn't realize whodey was a writer for The Onion.
    I guess that the people who edit The Onion came across whodey's writings on this site and guessed that they simply must be a clever piece of satiric irony.