Read about it here:
http://www.theonion.com/articles/obama-help-us-destroy-jesus-and-start-a-new-age-of,29478/
Excerpt:
"“My fellow Americans and godless infidels, I command you to join me as we cast an endless pall of far-left evil across the hills and valleys of our nation!” Obama bellowed from the stage, as thousands in attendance moaned in compliance and gyrated their hips and groins in a lascivious dance. “Together, as a barbarian people forged by the wicked flames of irreligiosity and united by visions of a liberal dystopia, we will rise up as one to scorch the earth with boundless amorality.”"
Originally posted by JS357If the Onion printed it, it must be true.
Read about it here:
http://www.theonion.com/articles/obama-help-us-destroy-jesus-and-start-a-new-age-of,29478/
Excerpt:
"“My fellow Americans and godless infidels, I command you to join me as we cast an endless pall of far-left evil across the hills and valleys of our nation!” Obama bellowed from the stage, as thousands in attendance moaned in complia ...[text shortened]... ns of a liberal dystopia, we will rise up as one to scorch the earth with boundless amorality.”"