Obama: Destroy Jesus

Read about it here:

http://www.theonion.com/articles/obama-help-us-destroy-jesus-and-start-a-new-age-of,29478/

Excerpt:

"“My fellow Americans and godless infidels, I command you to join me as we cast an endless pall of far-left evil across the hills and valleys of our nation!” Obama bellowed from the stage, as thousands in attendance moaned in compliance and gyrated their hips and groins in a lascivious dance. “Together, as a barbarian people forged by the wicked flames of irreligiosity and united by visions of a liberal dystopia, we will rise up as one to scorch the earth with boundless amorality.”"

Originally posted by JS357
Read about it here:

http://www.theonion.com/articles/obama-help-us-destroy-jesus-and-start-a-new-age-of,29478/

Excerpt:

"“My fellow Americans and godless infidels, I command you to join me as we cast an endless pall of far-left evil across the hills and valleys of our nation!” Obama bellowed from the stage, as thousands in attendance moaned in complia ...[text shortened]... ns of a liberal dystopia, we will rise up as one to scorch the earth with boundless amorality.”"

I didn't realize whodey was a writer for The Onion.

Originally posted by KazetNagorra
I didn't realize whodey was a writer for The Onion.