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Paris Hilton for President

Paris Hilton for President

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We need to start early to mobilise support.

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Free (b)-jobs for all!
YAY!

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She'd make a better vice president.

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Originally posted by Siskin
She'd make a better vice president.
...or an intern.

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Originally posted by lausey
...or an intern.
Yes a Lewinsky - Hilton ticket, that's gotta be worth voting for

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Originally posted by Siskin
Yes a Lewinsky - Hilton ticket, that's gotta be worth voting for
Then we would at least get some Bush on TV that would be worth looking at. 😉

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Originally posted by lausey
Then we would at least get some Bush on TV that would be worth looking at. 😉
UberSkank could be the official band in residence and pipe on the CIC with here comes the chief.

Er I mean Hooberstank.

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just soooo many peeps who dont recognise good president material when it presents itself. she has ALL the RIGHT credentials for the top job. line up five of your favourites and then add her, show it to a random selection and she will win in recognition and popularity. plus she just the right amount of know how.

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oh yes and I forgot to mention, who could hate america if Paris was at the helm. show that you have reached the status of an affluent country by choosing someone who knows how to live to be at the helm.

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Originally posted by moweut
oh yes and I forgot to mention, who could hate america if Paris was at the helm. show that you have reached the status of an affluent country by choosing someone who knows how to live to be at the helm.
I hate Paris Hilton with a passion.

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England gets nuked.

Opps, I pressed the wrong button.

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Originally posted by Orange Peel
England gets nuked.

Opps, I pressed the wrong button.
...or she wipes out France. Paris destroys Paris. The irony!

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Originally posted by lausey
...or she wipes out France. Paris destroys Paris. The irony!
Yeah, her name puts a whole new meaning to all those travellers who "Do" Paris...

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Paris as CIC on nuclear war: Now that's hot!