Originally posted by NyxieLook... if you really must know the Queen has had a visit planned to my neck of the woods for months that happens to conflict with the ceremony. I've got a little love shack all prepared, complete with chocolate covered strawberries, champagne, and a variety of edible massage oils. Reservations have been made and believe me this one finger licking good event that wouldn't want to cancel out on.
I'm not really up on modern british royalty, but back in the day if the ruling monarch did'nt attend the child's wedding that was bad right?
Is this a symbolic slap in the face?
Nyxie
Originally posted by shavixmirAnyway, vices aren't meant for pulling things off, they're for holding things still.
Dear, sweet, mother of...
Guess what side of the vice you should be on for comments like that?
You'd need another implement for the actual removal part of the excercise, once they're snugly held by the vice.
Unless you planned to attach the pertinent bollox and then either drop the vice or drop the erstwhile owner of the bollox.
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Originally posted by RedmikeYou could just squeeze the vice ever tighter shut. I'm sure the end effect would be much the same.
Anyway, vices aren't meant for pulling things off, they're for holding things still.
You'd need another implement for the actual removal part of the excercise, once they're snugly held by the vice.
Unless you planned to attach the per ...[text shortened]... en either drop the vice or drop the erstwhile owner of the bollox.
However, I feel a nice tight grip is more than enough. All you need to do then is make the vicee flee, there-by ripping his own testicles from himself.
I can think of various means to achieving the fleeing motion:
1. Force him to watch a royal wedding.
2. Force him to listen to Metallica.
3. Force him to read every single religious debate on this forum.
There'd be testicles dangling from every vice from here to Miami and back!
Originally posted by shavixmirI bet you'd get more than just a day off work for that.
You could just squeeze the vice ever tighter shut. I'm sure the end effect would be much the same.
However, I feel a nice tight grip is more than enough. All you need to do then is make the vicee flee, there-by ripping his own testicles from himself.
I can think of various means to achieving the fleeing motion:
1. Force him to watch a r ...[text shortened]... on this forum.
There'd be testicles dangling from every vice from here to Miami and back!
Originally posted by shavixmirNo more off topic than the rest...
You could just squeeze the vice ever tighter shut. I'm sure the end effect would be much the same.
However, I feel a nice tight grip is more than enough. All you need to do then is make the vicee flee, there-by ripping his own testicles from himself.
I can think of various means to achieving the fleeing motion:
1. Force him to watch a r ...[text shortened]... on this forum.
There'd be testicles dangling from every vice from here to Miami and back!
Did you know that one method of de-bollocking castrati (i.e. euneuch opera singers) was to get them drunk, put them in a hot bath and...ahem.."manipulate" the testicles until they were destroyed...
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Originally posted by shavixmirI'm a vice-president, and the vice here in the shop has a huge anvil for hammering.
You could just squeeze the vice ever tighter shut. I'm sure the end effect would be much the same.
However, I feel a nice tight grip is more than enough. All you need to do then is make the vicee flee, there-by ripping his own ...[text shortened]... testicles dangling from every vice from here to Miami and back!
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Edit! After remembering a post of Ivanhoe's yesterday, I will also participate in the thread on topic.
I would guess she's trying to act in the best interests of the couple... but if civil ceremonies are not legal for royal families, how can they pull this off? Either way, if Charles doesn't want her there, it is not the Queen who is snubbing anyone.
As for the Royal Family... as my boss used to say, "They are the biggest welfare family in the world'.
Originally posted by ivanhoeDon't forget depravity.
Reading this thread we all must be convinced of the value the House of Windsor adds to our society. The creativity it generates among the masses is quite astonishing and worth while observing ..... let's all rise and salute our Queen ... the ladies can rattle their jewelry ......
Is it just me or does anyone else find the Queen really hot? I'd love to butter her muffin. Maybe a little bondage/S&M action. It makes my nipples hard enough to cut glass just thinking about it.
Saluting as ordered.
Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
Don't forget depravity.
Is it just me or does anyone else find the Queen really hot? I'd love to butter her muffin. Maybe a little bondage/S&M action. It makes my nipples hard enough to cut glass just thinking about it.
Saluting as ordered.
Depravity is one of the best parts. Imagine, the Prince of Wales is going to be not just Head of State, but also Head of the Church, Defender of the Faith. Now let's be honest. What soap-opera script-writer would ever get such a ludicrous, but let us admit it, an absolutely intriguing idea ..... This is better than "Dallas" in its best days ......