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Originally posted by StarValleyWy
Just don't pick fights you can't support and win.
I wasn't picking a fight, Pisstank. I was, how you'd say, "having fun at one's expense." Cherished pastime of us Clown Chimps.

Your "fights" are nothing more than veiled (or not-so-veiled) insults embedded in utter nonsense. I prefer to take the piss out of you at my own leisure and not be drawn into your sh-t-slinging contests which are always counterproductive, unintelligent and simply a massive waste of time.

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Okay I am not going to be angry.

Have you guys been drinking?

It's ok, you can tell me.

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Originally posted by demonseed
Okay I am not going to be angry.

Have you guys been drinking?

It's ok, you can tell me.
I haven't had a drop.

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Originally posted by darvlay
I haven't had a drop.
then what the hell are you waiting for? GET A DRINK NOW!

and both of you.. Chill OUT...!! how about a light bulb eating contest instead?

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i hear there in season

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Originally posted by scipio7777777
i hear there in season
No, no.

Lightbulb season is June through to August. They may look appetising at other times of year but the filament isn't properly developed till June: in short, ya just don't get that hmmn good crunch.

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Originally posted by Peachy
then what the hell are you waiting for? GET A DRINK NOW!
Such a thing is frowned upon while you are at work.

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Originally posted by darvlay
Such a thing is frowned upon while you are at work.
So is playing chess and BS-ing on the internet, ain't it?

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Originally posted by no1marauder
So is playing chess and BS-ing on the internet, ain't it?
Yes, but probably a lot more difficult to spot 🙂

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Originally posted by no1marauder
So is playing chess and BS-ing on the internet, ain't it?
Touche.

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I did some labouring for an alcoholic builder when I was a student.

I would wait for ages for him, as he gave me a lift in the morning, then get a phone call about eleven inviting me to the pub.

For those of you who are wondering when this is going to turn into a diatribe on the evils of drink, well it isn't.

I f***ing loved that job, I got paid as a drinking buddy, and my hands are still soft and pleasing to the touch. I always liked his excuse for going on the pi$$.

"The fridge door just opened" he would say.

Yes, yes Pat, of course it did.

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that sounds like a good job where do i sign

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Originally posted by StarValleyWy
svw waits... very patiently...
Two minutes is "very patiently waiting" for you on an internet forum conversation?