Originally posted by StarValleyWyI wasn't picking a fight, Pisstank. I was, how you'd say, "having fun at one's expense." Cherished pastime of us Clown Chimps.
Just don't pick fights you can't support and win.
Your "fights" are nothing more than veiled (or not-so-veiled) insults embedded in utter nonsense. I prefer to take the piss out of you at my own leisure and not be drawn into your sh-t-slinging contests which are always counterproductive, unintelligent and simply a massive waste of time.
I did some labouring for an alcoholic builder when I was a student.
I would wait for ages for him, as he gave me a lift in the morning, then get a phone call about eleven inviting me to the pub.
For those of you who are wondering when this is going to turn into a diatribe on the evils of drink, well it isn't.
I f***ing loved that job, I got paid as a drinking buddy, and my hands are still soft and pleasing to the touch. I always liked his excuse for going on the pi$$.
"The fridge door just opened" he would say.
Yes, yes Pat, of course it did.