Hi. My name is DoctorScribbles and I'm a Troublemaker. I am powerless to change who I am, but with patience, perseverance, and prayer, I may change my actions so that others need not suffer from my own malady.
It is my wish to share with you each week the steps that I am taking to overcome my affliction, to keep you informed and to hopefully receive encouragement so that every week yields more progress than the previous.
This week I have taken these actions:
1. I have purchased a subscription to this wonderful site.
2. I have refrained from using forbidden words in the forums.
3. I have discouraged users from complaining about the site in order to prevent them from spreading discord.
4. I have acted with the utmost of sportsmanship toward my chess opponents.
5. I have humbly requested membership and have been welcomed into the BWA clan.
6. Last but not least, I have received the blessing and ecouragement of several users who wish me success in my reformation.
May these be but my first few steps. Rehabilitation may never be complete - once a Troublemaker, always a Troublemaker. It certainly won't be easy, but with everybody's support, I shall give it my best.
Until next week,
Dr. S
Originally posted by DoctorScribblesIn 12 step programs the first step is admitting we have a problem. You are clearly doing this. The second step is believing that a power greater than ourselves could restore us to sanity. I saw your post in the Bible study thread led by our resident theologian that you see the hand of God at work in your rehabilitation.
Hi. My name is DoctorScribbles and I'm a Troublemaker. I am powerless to change who I am, but with patience, perseverance, and prayer, I may change my actions so that others need not suffer from my own malady.
It is my wish to share with you each week the steps that I am taking to overcome my affliction, to keep you informed and to hopefully re ...[text shortened]... n't be easy, but with everybody's support, I shall give it my best.
Until next week,
Dr. S
Let it be known to all that the BWA clan fully supports this type of restoration of the soul. It's all about "attitude."
Dr. Scribbles -
When you fall off the wagon it'll be the splash heard round the world . This is a warning shot across your bow . If you're telling me you're going all"turn the other cheek"on the forums , then I'm first in line to go Barry Bonds on you and swing for the fence . It's for your own good . You'll thank me later .
If you're getting some kind of religion I got one word for you babe - "lithium" . It has been clinically proven to make those voices in your head stop .
If you're reluctant to seek professional help , then I urge you to read some of the forum posts of these panty-waste nice boy posters . Tell me you're not gaging at the thought of being fair minded and agreeable to the likes of RBH . Tell me darv isn't going to make you want to punch your monitor (oh but the pain feels sooo good ! ) . Tell me the f-bombs and s-bombs aren't building inside you ready to bust the dam and flood the canyon , a raging tourettes torrent sweeping all in it's path !
You might be doing ok now , but in a few hours you'll start sweating a little . Then there'll be the annoying headache that won't stop . Your hands will shake . It'll only get worse the more you resist .
Come back to the gutter , it's warm and comfy down here in the mud . It's where you belong , friend . It's free of the chains of aspirations , care , responsibility .
Don't make us come get you .
Originally posted by DoctorScribblesYou are fulling no one Satan!
Hi. My name is DoctorScribbles and I'm a Troublemaker. I am powerless to change who I am, but with patience, perseverance, and prayer, I may change my actions so that others need not suffer from my own malady.
It is my wish to share with you each week the steps that I am taking to overcome my affliction, to keep you informed and to hopefully re ...[text shortened]... n't be easy, but with everybody's support, I shall give it my best.
Until next week,
Dr. S
Fulling? Obviously, if I cared about what I was writing, I'd go back and exchange the word for foolin', but I don't, so I'm not...
I've seen folk like you scurrying around my local methadone bus!
Away tae where ye came fae ye evil manifestation of all things sexist and rancid.
😉
Originally posted by DoctorScribblesDr. Doc,
Hi. My name is DoctorScribbles and I'm a Troublemaker. I am powerless to change who I am, but with patience, perseverance, and prayer, I may change my actions so that others need not suffer from my own malady.
It is my wish to share with you each week the steps that I am taking to overcome my affliction, to keep you informed and to hopefully re ...[text shortened]... n't be easy, but with everybody's support, I shall give it my best.
Until next week,
Dr. S
I will watch intently. But not to see if you succeed. Just that I might have to follow your lead should you succeed. Oh No!!!
Don't cling to the wagon so hard that yer' brains can't think of humorous retorts to idiocy. That is a crime of the "High and Serious" type.
Good luck sir. I think. I wonder sometimes if the real problem with the world is that it lacks enough "gentle and kind mannered rabblerousers".
Mike