How important is it to say the right thing? What happens to our "worth" in circumstances where we are careless of our words?
I watched the meetings between Bush and other leaders in Europe the other day and realized that it is a good thing to be an old carpenter and not a politician.
Give examples of the "right" and "wrong" way of saying things.
Originally posted by StarValleyWy"Nice ass" - biblical setting, village, many donkeys
How important is it to say the right thing? What happens to our "worth" in circumstances where we are careless of our words?
I watched the meetings between Bush and other leaders in Europe the other day and realized that it is a good thing to be an old carpenter and not a politician.
Give examples of the "right" and "wrong" way of saying things.
"Nice ass" - nightclub, many young ladies
Originally posted by AlcraTee Hee...
"Nice ass" - biblical setting, village, many donkeys
"Nice ass" - nightclub, many young ladies
Along those same lines:
Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company's
Christmas Party. Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn't
taste like alcohol at all. He didn't even remember how he got home from the party. As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did something wrong.
Jack had to force himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees
is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table. And, next to them, a single red rose! Jack sits up and sees his
clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean. So is the
rest of the house.
He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring
back at him in the bathroom mirror. Then he notices a note hanging on the corner of the mirror written in red with little hearts on it and a
kiss mark from his wife in lipstick: "Honey, breakfast is on the stove.
I left early to go get groceries to make you your favorite dinner tonight. I love you, darling! Love, Lillian.
He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast,
steaming hot coffee and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the
table, eating. Jack asks, "Son... what happened last night?" "Well, you
came home after 3 A. M., drunk and out of your mind. You fell over the coffee table and broke it, and then you puked in the hallway, and got that black eye when you ran into the door." Confused he asked his son,"So, why is everything in such perfect order, so clean, I have a rose, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?"
His son replies, "Oh THAT!... Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off, you screamed, "Leave me alone, lady, I'm married!"
Broken Coffee Table - $39.99
>Hot Breakfast - $4.20
Two Aspirins - $.10
Saying the right thing, at the right time... Priceless.
Originally posted by StarValleyWyWrong: No your @$$ isn't fat in those jeans, its fat all the time.
How important is it to say the right thing? What happens to our "worth" in circumstances where we are careless of our words?
I watched the meetings between Bush and other leaders in Europe the other day and realized that it is a good thing to be an old carpenter and not a politician.
Give examples of the "right" and "wrong" way of saying things.
Right: Its just more cushion for the pushin baby.
Wrong: Damn your Mom is hot, I can't wait till your Dad's out of town.
Right: My nipples get rock hard everytime I see your Mom, its the weirdest thing.