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Is any one tired of govt incompetence yet?

BREAKING: Iran says the strait is closed.
BREAKING: Trump says the strait is open.
BREAKING: Hegseth says the strait is open.
BREAKING: Bloomberg says 3 ships crossed.
BREAKING: Iran says those 3 ships are Iranian.
BREAKING: Maersk says it needs clarity.
BREAKING: The strait is a philosophical concept at this point.
BREAKING: A fourth ship attempts to cross.
BREAKING: The fourth ship turns around.
BREAKING: The fourth ship's captain says he "needed to think."
BREAKING: Insurance for the fourth ship is now $47M.
BREAKING: The fourth ship is still thinking.
BREAKING: Trump posts on Truth Social that Hormuz is "TOTALLY OPEN, BEAUTIFUL, LIKE YOU'VE NEVER SEEN."
BREAKING: 800 ships remain trapped in the Gulf.
BREAKING: Trump posts again that this is Biden's fault.
BREAKING: Iran announces tolls of $2M per ship.
BREAKING: Iran announces tolls must be paid in crypto.
BREAKING: Iran has not specified which crypto.
BREAKING: Someone on CT says it's XRP.
BREAKING: XRP is up 34%.
BREAKING: It is not XRP.
BREAKING: Russia and China veto the UN resolution on Hormuz.
BREAKING: Russia proposes an alternative resolution.
BREAKING: The alternative resolution does not mention Hormuz.
BREAKING: Nobody is surprised.
BREAKING: Israel bombs Lebanon.
BREAKING: Iran says this violates the ceasefire.
BREAKING: Trump says the ceasefire does not cover Lebanon.
BREAKING: Netanyahu says the ceasefire does not cover anything Netanyahu is currently doing.
BREAKING: Ceasefire is now 11 hours old.
BREAKING: Iran closes Hormuz again.
BREAKING: Hegseth says the strait is open.
BREAKING: Trump floats joint US-Iran toll venture to manage the strait.
BREAKING: The White House clarifies Trump was "just thinking out loud."
BREAKING: Iran says it will consider the proposal.
BREAKING: Trump says Iran's 10-point peace plan is "not good enough."
BREAKING: Trump says it is "a workable basis."
BREAKING: Both statements were made within the same hour.
BREAKING: 20,000 seafarers are still trapped on ships inside the Gulf.
BREAKING: The IMO says the priority is evacuation.
BREAKING: Iran says passage requires "coordination with armed forces."
BREAKING: Nobody has coordinated with the armed forces.
BREAKING: Hegseth says the strait is open.

The strait remains closed, day 41.

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@wildgrass said
Is any one tired of govt incompetence yet?

BREAKING: Iran says the strait is closed.
BREAKING: Trump says the strait is open.
BREAKING: Hegseth says the strait is open.
BREAKING: Bloomberg says 3 ships crossed.
BREAKING: Iran says those 3 ships are Iranian.
BREAKING: Maersk says it needs clarity.
BREAKING: The strait is a philosophical concept at this point.
BREAK ...[text shortened]... the armed forces.
BREAKING: Hegseth says the strait is open.

The strait remains closed, day 41.
Great post. Congrats.

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Why is it called the “Strait”? It isn’t.🤔 Oh wait it’s not straight is it?🫢

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@Great-Big-Stees said
Why is it called the “Strait”? It isn’t.🤔 Oh wait it’s not straight is it?🫢
Woke girl wants to know why they aren't concerned with the Gays of Hormuz.

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trump has just said he’s closing the straight.

God damn. Hahahaha.

Just like JD saying that Iran failed to agree to their demands is why the negotiations failed?
Really JD, didn’t you equally fail to agree to Iran’s demands?

Seriously? Who the fvck does the US think they’re suckering?

Oh. Americans. Aha… I see.

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You've become the most pointless person on the internet.

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@Ghost-of-a-Duke said
You've become the most pointless person on the internet.
He's baaaaaacckk!

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@Great-Big-Stees said
Why is it called the “Strait”? It isn’t.🤔 Oh wait it’s not straight is it?🫢
But the Strait IS a strait. But it is not straight.

1. a narrow passage of water connecting two seas or two other large areas of water.

2. used in reference to a situation characterized by a specified degree of trouble or difficulty.

One might even call it "Dire Straits".

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@Cliff-Mashburn said
Woke girl wants to know why they aren't concerned with the Gays of Hormuz.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/RUrfx_OMOok
What an embarrassment.

What? No.

The embarrassment is you thinking this is funny.

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@shavixmir said
trump has just said he’s closing the straight.

God damn. Hahahaha.

Just like JD saying that Iran failed to agree to their demands is why the negotiations failed?
Really JD, didn’t you equally fail to agree to Iran’s demands?

Seriously? Who the fvck does the US think they’re suckering?

Oh. Americans. Aha… I see.
If anything, the dumb hick Vance is twice as dumb as Trump.

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@Suzianne said
If anything, the dumb hick Vance is twice as dumb as Trump.
So should we hope for him to take over?

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@Ponderable said
So should we hope for him to take over?
Nope.

I think Trump pulled him in as an insurance policy.

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@Ghost-of-a-Duke said
You've become the most pointless person on the internet.
That’s quite the bloody achievement.

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@Suzianne said
One might even call it "Dire Straits".
The Strait of America!!