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Secret Jew Tunnels in NY

Secret Jew Tunnels in NY

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sh76 are you hiding under no1’s floorboards?! Explain yourself!


@athousandyoung said
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sh76 are you hiding under no1’s floorboards?! Explain yourself!
Nah; No1 lives up in Albany. I wouldn't be caught dead in Albany, above or below ground.

Anyway, my tunnel is filled with pilfered gold coins, so it's obviously not the one they found.


And I didn't even know tunnels could be Jewish.


@suzianne said
And I didn't even know tunnels could be Jewish.
Definately. I once heard one of the 7 dwarfs muttter: “Tunnel schmunnel.”

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@shavixmir said
Definately. I once heard one of the 7 dwarfs muttter: “Tunnel schmunnel.”
https://daily.jstor.org/j-r-r-tolkiens-jewish-dwarves/

“the Dwarves of course are quite obviously—couldn’t you say that in many ways they remind you of the Jews?”


@sh76 said
Nah; No1 lives up in Albany. I wouldn't be caught dead in Albany, above or below ground.

Anyway, my tunnel is filled with pilfered gold coins, so it's obviously not the one they found.
I thought maybe this was where the control and calibration equipment for the Space Lazers were kept.

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@athousandyoung said
https://daily.jstor.org/j-r-r-tolkiens-jewish-dwarves/

“the Dwarves of course are quite obviously—couldn’t you say that in many ways they remind you of the Jews?”
If the Jews were the dwarves, they'd hire others to do the surveying, then they'd hire a second group to do the mining and then they'd make deals to export and sell the products. They wouldn't be spending all day down in the mines swinging axes.

And I'm only half kidding.

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@sh76 said
If the Jews were the dwarves, they'd hire others to do the surveying, then they'd hire a second group to do the mining and then they'd make deals to export and sell the products. They wouldn't be spending all day down in the mines swinging axes.

And I'm only half kidding.
Little known fact - the Orcs in Moria were originally migrant workers working for the Oakenshield family

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So... like... this tunnel... where did it lead to?