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Star Trek rescue, 2022

Star Trek rescue, 2022

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Kevin Eleven

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17 Feb 22
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KIRK: Bones and Scotty, have you modified the proton torpedoes to deliver the antiviral agent on a global scale?

SCOTTY: Aye, Captain, and we skipped breakfast to do it!

BONES: Jim, we should think twice about this. We might be violating the Prime Directive . . .

KIRK: Not if they don't catch us doing it.

BONES: And we'd be messing with Earth's timeline and three centuries of Earth history at the very least.

UHURA: Captain, I did a passive scan as you requested, but I'm only getting talk radio, and it seems to be mostly self-important white guys yapping.

KIRK: This is my bridge and you had better learn your place. Isn't that right, Jap guy?

SPOCK: Jim, Dr. McCoy does raise a valid point. Please do keep in mind that as a Vulcan I am only slightly more logical than efficiently murderous, and I could snap your neck before you could even open your mouth again.

CHEKOV: Pardon my asking, but are we helping these people or not?

jimm619

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@kevin-eleven said
KIRK: Bones and Scotty, have you modified the proton torpedoes to deliver the antiviral agent on a global scale?

SCOTTY: Aye, Captain, and we skipped breakfast to do it!

BONES: Jim, we should think twice about this. We might be violating the Prime Directive . . .

KIRK: Not if they don't catch us doing it.

BONES: And we'd be messing with Earth's timeline and ...[text shortened]... uld even open your mouth again.

CHEKOV: Pardon my asking, but are we helping these people or not?
UHURA:........Captain, It's FOX NEWS
KIRK: In that case, open fire, there are
no intelligent life forms to worry about.

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