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Testicle tanning: bromeopathy…

Testicle tanning: bromeopathy…

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Alrighty then.
As the republican party in the US descends into ever stranger ways of making themselves look like evil, twisted, cartoon characters in a Penny Farthing comic mixed with loads of drugs, racism and orgies… for some reason… their flag ship promotor of the retard’s point of view, Tucker Carlson, has now come up with “next-step trumpism”.

Testicle tanning.
Basically having your balls blasted with ultra-violet rays… to make you more manly or something.
As if the guns and maga-hats just aren’t enough to prove you have small nuts, now you need them radiated as well…

WTF America???

Right-wingers… please, explain. WTF is going on???
Have you all lost the plot completely?

Yesterday, I was expecting your next whack-job idea would be getting trump tattoos on your arse so that the commie aliens would know you didn’t need probing.
But now this!

Yogo and vaccines not good enough for ya? You need your anus bleached, your balls tanned and god only knows what the hell you do with your foreskins.

Good grief right-wingers, get a grip!
Well, obviously not too tight, it might be a bit raw.

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Ok, wow.

Just.... wow.

I had NO idea this was a thing.

Wow.


And there are women who are actively trying to NOT get breast cancer.

WTF??

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@shavixmir said
Alrighty then.
As the republican party in the US descends into ever stranger ways of making themselves look like evil, twisted, cartoon characters in a Penny Farthing comic mixed with loads of drugs, racism and orgies… for some reason… their flag ship promotor of the retard’s point of view, Tucker Carlson, has now come up with “next-step trumpism”.

Testicle tanning.
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Good grief right-wingers, get a grip!
Well, obviously not too tight, it might be a bit raw.
Sounds to be more fun than root canal.


@shavixmir
Just so you know, it was Tucker Carlson touting this crap:

https://www.vanityfair.com/news/2022/04/tucker-carlson-consider-testicle-tanning-end-of-men

Need I say more?