The death of Common Sense

Originally posted by scherzo
And very little common sense.

What about uncommon sense? Where's my wine?

Granny.

Originally posted by smw6869
What about uncommon sense? Where's my wine?

Granny.

Probably a cheap brand that comes from Missouri.

You have very little sense, common or not.

Originally posted by scherzo
Probably a cheap brand that comes from Missouri.

You have very little sense, common or not.

May a 2 ton she camel lick your hemorrhoids raw.

GRANNY.

Originally posted by smw6869
May a 2 ton she camel lick your hemorrhoids raw.

GRANNY.

??

First of all, I have never seen a camel outside of tourist sites in Jordan and Palestine.

Second of all, that's gotta be the Fat Albert of camels.

(Hey hey HEY!)

Thirdly, I have no hemorrhoids.

Fourth, I wouldn't allow the Fat Albert she camel that doesn't exist get near my nonexistent hemorrhoids anyway.

Originally posted by scherzo
??

First of all, I have never seen a camel outside of tourist sites in Jordan and Palestine.

Second of all, that's gotta be the Fat Albert of camels.

(Hey hey HEY!)

Thirdly, I have no hemorrhoids.

Fourth, I wouldn't allow the Fat Albert she camel that doesn't exist get near my nonexistent hemorrhoids anyway.

I give you some of my hemorrhoids? Yes?

GRANNY.

Originally posted by smw6869
I give you some of my hemorrhoids? Yes?

GRANNY.

Ladies and gentlemen, I couldn't have seen a better example of a topic of this post than in granny! Absolutely no common sense at all! Wow! How did you live this long without getting a Darwin Award honorable mention?