I think we all can agree that the present flag of the United States really isn't anything special on its own merits: some red and white straight lines and some white stars on a blue field. So, I thought we could come up with some nominees for a new flag of the US more in line with the political thoughts of our super-patriots here while at the same time reflecting some degree of aesthetic value for those of us who might "hate America" but would still like to be able to see an attractive piece of cloth in the innumerable places the official flag is displayed.
So, I bring you the next official flag of the United States of America, the Proud Pirate Death Zone Flag: http://proudpirate.com/pirate/flag_deathzone_t.jpg
For our resident supporters of unlimited war against them funny foreigners, the flag embodies all the basic beliefs that present American foreign policy is based on. Two beautiful sets of skeletal remains symbolize all the people in other countries who must be exterminated so that they can enjoy the benefits of democracy. The term "Death Zone" is an accurate rendering of what true patriots who don't care how many of X are killed want country Xland turned into. And the "No Prisoners" motto is the same message of those supporting summary executions in the other thread for anyone who is even suspected of knowing a "terrorist's" cousin-in-law. And the whole background of our flag is the sacred color of Saudi Arabian crude.
For the rest of us, it looks cool! I'd happily wave this flag at the next burning of textbooks with evolution in them or lynching of a Sikh taxi driver. And also it would revitalize the American flag industry creating thousands of low paid jobs for illegal Honduran immigrants.
So join me in my crusade: Make the Proud Pirate Death Zone Flag the official flag of the United States of America today! Harassing calls and letters to your Congressperson are encouraged; I further suggest leaving a sample flag on their lawn at an appropriate late night hour. Let's get those good for nothings cracking; we demand our new flag NOW!
Originally posted by no1marauderYou crack me up.😵😵😵😵😵😵😵😵
I think we all can agree that the present flag of the United States really isn't anything special on its own merits: some red and white straight lines and some white stars on a blue field. So, I thought we could come up with some nominees for a new flag of the US more in line with the political thoughts of our super-patriots here while at the same time r ...[text shortened]... night hour. Let's get those good for nothings cracking; we demand our new flag NOW!
Originally posted by no1marauderI think you use the term "we" a bit liberally.
I think we all can agree that the present flag of the United States really isn't anything special on its own merits:
So, I bring you the next official flag of the United States of America, the Proud Pirate Death Zone Flag: http://proudpirate.com/pirate/flag_deathzone_t.jpg
But in the spirit of jollyness, I submit the following nominee for approval:
http://www.foundingfathers.info/images/bannrs/flag.gif
Who knows...maybe patriotism can wiggled its way back into American culture and the snake will once again become a symbol of a shared national identity. "Join or Die" NOW!
Additionally, I suggest that America immediately begin shipping rattlesnakes to all Countries and people with anti-America policies.
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"'Tis curious and amazing to observe how distinct and independent of each other the rattles of this animal are, and yet how firmly they are united together, so as never to be separated but by breaking them to pieces. One of those rattles singly, is incapable of producing sound, but the ringing of thirteen together, is sufficient to alarm the boldest man living." -American Guesser.
Originally posted by no1marauderWow, you're hillarious! 🙄 I'm so glad Darwin gave us the theory of natural selection, because you're a perfect example.
I think we all can agree that the present flag of the United States really isn't anything special on its own merits: some red and white straight lines and some white stars on a blue field. So, I thought we could come up with some nominees for a new flag of the US more in line with the political thoughts of our super-patriots here while at the same time r night hour. Let's get those good for nothings cracking; we demand our new flag NOW!