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MB

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Here are the new variants.

The Spanky variant
The Alfalfa variant
The Darla variant
The Wally variant

The Spanky variant is as contagious as the measels.
The Alfalfa variant is 3 times deadlier than the original variants.
The Darla variant results in permanent impotence.
The Wally variant causes dementia.

I may or may not have made up these variants, but how do you know? How would you find out?

More importantly, how would you know these new variants do the things I have claimed they do? Biden claimed the Delta variant is more deadlier than other variants and that was a lie. The CDC claimed the delta variant was as contagious as chicken pox and that was a lie.

None of the new variants have been isolated. How do you know they exist?

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@metal-brain said
Here are the new variants.

The Spanky variant
The Alfalfa variant
The Darla variant
The Wally variant

The Spanky variant is as contagious as the measels.
The Alfalfa variant is 3 times deadlier than the original variants.
The Darla variant results in permanent impotence.
The Wally variant causes dementia.

I may or may not have made up these variants, but h ...[text shortened]... pox and that was a lie.

None of the new variants have been isolated. How do you know they exist?
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@metal-brain said
Here are the new variants.

The Spanky variant
The Alfalfa variant
The Darla variant
The Wally variant

The Spanky variant is as contagious as the measels.
The Alfalfa variant is 3 times deadlier than the original variants.
The Darla variant results in permanent impotence.
The Wally variant causes dementia.

I may or may not have made up these variants, but h ...[text shortened]... pox and that was a lie.

None of the new variants have been isolated. How do you know they exist?
I may or may not have made up these variants, but how do you know? How would you find out?


How would you "find out??" Please allow me explain:

If you're driving on a bridge over a 500ft ravine, who do you want designing that bridge? Someone with an engineering degree, or a street sweeper?

If you're going in for emergency surgery for a gun shot wound, who do you want operating on you, someone with a medical degree, or a painter?

If you're innocent, but facing a murder charge, and a long prison term that goes with it, who do you want defending you in court, someone with a law degree, or a plumber?

If you're trying to solve a complex math problem, who do you want advising you, someone with a degree in mathematics, or a retired fisherman?


So - If you're trying to find out about new variants of this virus, who would you ask, a doctor who specializes in infectious diseases, or Tucker Carlson?

I hope you see the pattern here.

Got it now??

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@Metal-Brain
Just like a registered Trump cultist to make fun of 600,000 deaths here in the US alone and 4 MILLION dead around the world.
And you think you are being humorous. Sick is what it is.
Maybe you should go to comedy central and do a stand up, maybe THEN you will figure out it is not a joke.

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@metal-brain said
Here are the new variants.

The Spanky variant
The Alfalfa variant
The Darla variant
The Wally variant

The Spanky variant is as contagious as the measels.
The Alfalfa variant is 3 times deadlier than the original variants.
The Darla variant results in permanent impotence.
The Wally variant causes dementia.

I may or may not have made up these variants, but h ...[text shortened]... pox and that was a lie.

None of the new variants have been isolated. How do you know they exist?
My theory is that there will be as many variants as big-pharma can get away with, before the world finally exposes their business model and sends them to prison.

Anyone remember 'conflict of interest' ?

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@bunnyknight
You think there is some secret lab out there MAKING variants?

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None of the new variants have been isolated. How do you know they exist?

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@metal-brain said
None of the new variants have been isolated. How do you know they exist?
How do we know anything exists?

bunnyknight
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@sonhouse said
@bunnyknight
You think there is some secret lab out there MAKING variants?
Whether they're making these variants, or letting them evolve by themselves, or simply making them up is not even relevant because the far bigger problem is an out-of-control profit-driven health care system that's above the law because they get to make the laws. In the US it's now approaching 5 Trillion dollars per year and growing. Such a system requires a never-ending supply of diseases and fear. More sickness, or fear of sickness, equals more profits.

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