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  1. Subscriberlemondrop
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    07 Sep '15 03:18
    The newly elected President, Donald J. Trump, was having his first sit down with the President of Russia, Vladimir Putin. It did not go well.

    Trump, the master of the put down, had prepared some real zinger's to lay on the testosterone filled Russian President. He began by calling Putin a third rate leader with a wife rated a mere eight and a half. As he was about to deliver his best yet, Putin sprung from his chair with cat like reflexes, and cuffed the Donald behind his left ear.
    "That is an act of war." screamed Trump
    "Sue me." snapped Putin in perfect English
    "I'll do better than that." cried Trump

    The US military was immediately put on war alert.

    Conservative radio talk show king Rush Lindbaugh, the real leader of the GOP, was livid.
    "Them Russkies cannot be allowed to get away with this, I say we nuke'em"

    Three days later the Trump presidency ends along with the rest of the world.
  2. Zugzwang
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    07 Sep '15 03:29
    Originally posted by lemondrop
    The newly elected President, Donald J. Trump, was having his first sit down with the President of Russia, Vladimir Putin. It did not go well.

    Trump, the master of the put down, had prepared some real zinger's to lay on the testosterone filled Russian President. He began by calling Putin a third rate leader with a wife rated a mere eight and a half. As h ...[text shortened]... say we nuke'em"

    Three days later the Trump presidency ends along with the rest of the world.
    1) Putin's known as an expert in judo.
    2) Putin's divorced. His rumored mistress is Alina Kabaeva (age 32),
    who was one of the most successful athletes in rhythmic gymnastics.
  3. Subscriberlemondrop
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    07 Sep '15 03:42
    Originally posted by Duchess64
    1) Putin's known as an expert in judo.
    2) Putin's divorced. His rumored mistress is Alina Kabaeva (age 32),
    who was one of the most successful athletes in rhythmic gymnastics.
    he also likes to ride horses shirtless
  4. SubscriberAThousandYoung
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    07 Sep '15 04:42
    Originally posted by lemondrop
    he also likes to ride horses shirtless
    And bears!
  5. Subscriberlemondrop
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    07 Sep '15 04:46
    Trump
    shirtless
    man boobs
    horse
    priceless
  6. Subscriberlemondrop
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    07 Sep '15 06:49
    I misspelled Rush Limbaugh but I'm told both are alright with it
  7. The Catbird's Seat
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    07 Sep '15 14:17
    Originally posted by lemondrop
    The newly elected President, Donald J. Trump, was having his first sit down with the President of Russia, Vladimir Putin. It did not go well.

    Trump, the master of the put down, had prepared some real zinger's to lay on the testosterone filled Russian President. He began by calling Putin a third rate leader with a wife rated a mere eight and a half. As h ...[text shortened]... say we nuke'em"

    Three days later the Trump presidency ends along with the rest of the world.
    You have a talent for fictional writing. Let's try to stretch this tale at least to short story length.
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    07 Sep '15 21:24
    Originally posted by Duchess64
    1) Putin's known as an expert in judo.
    2) Putin's divorced. His rumored mistress is Alina Kabaeva (age 32),
    who was one of the most successful athletes in rhythmic gymnastics.
    rumoured or rumored ?
  9. Standard memberbill718
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    07 Sep '15 23:162 edits
    Originally posted by lemondrop
    The newly elected President, Donald J. Trump, was having his first sit down with the President of Russia, Vladimir Putin. It did not go well.

    Trump, the master of the put down, had prepared some real zinger's to lay on the testosterone filled Russian President. He began by calling Putin a third rate leader with a wife rated a mere eight and a half. As h ...[text shortened]... say we nuke'em"

    Three days later the Trump presidency ends along with the rest of the world.
    I'd rather lock these 2 (and their ego's) up in a rubber room. They both make me want to vomit. 😞
  10. The Catbird's Seat
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    08 Sep '15 13:15
    Originally posted by phil3000
    rumoured or rumored ?
    Both spellings are correct in various parts of the English speaking world.
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