the slap heard around the world

The newly elected President, Donald J. Trump, was having his first sit down with the President of Russia, Vladimir Putin. It did not go well.

Trump, the master of the put down, had prepared some real zinger's to lay on the testosterone filled Russian President. He began by calling Putin a third rate leader with a wife rated a mere eight and a half. As he was about to deliver his best yet, Putin sprung from his chair with cat like reflexes, and cuffed the Donald behind his left ear.
"That is an act of war." screamed Trump
"Sue me." snapped Putin in perfect English
"I'll do better than that." cried Trump

The US military was immediately put on war alert.

Conservative radio talk show king Rush Lindbaugh, the real leader of the GOP, was livid.
"Them Russkies cannot be allowed to get away with this, I say we nuke'em"

Three days later the Trump presidency ends along with the rest of the world.

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he also likes to ride horses shirtless

Originally posted by lemondrop
he also likes to ride horses shirtless

And bears!

Trump
shirtless
man boobs
horse
priceless

I misspelled Rush Limbaugh but I'm told both are alright with it

Originally posted by lemondrop
The newly elected President, Donald J. Trump, was having his first sit down with the President of Russia, Vladimir Putin. It did not go well.

Trump, the master of the put down, had prepared some real zinger's to lay on the testosterone filled Russian President. He began by calling Putin a third rate leader with a wife rated a mere eight and a half. As h ...[text shortened]... say we nuke'em"

Three days later the Trump presidency ends along with the rest of the world.

You have a talent for fictional writing. Let's try to stretch this tale at least to short story length.

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rumoured or rumored ?

Originally posted by lemondrop
The newly elected President, Donald J. Trump, was having his first sit down with the President of Russia, Vladimir Putin. It did not go well.

Trump, the master of the put down, had prepared some real zinger's to lay on the testosterone filled Russian President. He began by calling Putin a third rate leader with a wife rated a mere eight and a half. As h ...[text shortened]... say we nuke'em"

Three days later the Trump presidency ends along with the rest of the world.

I'd rather lock these 2 (and their ego's) up in a rubber room. They both make me want to vomit. 😞

Originally posted by phil3000
rumoured or rumored ?

Both spellings are correct in various parts of the English speaking world.