The newly elected President, Donald J. Trump, was having his first sit down with the President of Russia, Vladimir Putin. It did not go well.
Trump, the master of the put down, had prepared some real zinger's to lay on the testosterone filled Russian President. He began by calling Putin a third rate leader with a wife rated a mere eight and a half. As he was about to deliver his best yet, Putin sprung from his chair with cat like reflexes, and cuffed the Donald behind his left ear.
"That is an act of war." screamed Trump
"Sue me." snapped Putin in perfect English
"I'll do better than that." cried Trump
The US military was immediately put on war alert.
Conservative radio talk show king Rush Lindbaugh, the real leader of the GOP, was livid.
"Them Russkies cannot be allowed to get away with this, I say we nuke'em"
Three days later the Trump presidency ends along with the rest of the world.
Originally posted by lemondropYou have a talent for fictional writing. Let's try to stretch this tale at least to short story length.
The newly elected President, Donald J. Trump, was having his first sit down with the President of Russia, Vladimir Putin. It did not go well.
Trump, the master of the put down, had prepared some real zinger's to lay on the testosterone filled Russian President. He began by calling Putin a third rate leader with a wife rated a mere eight and a half. As h ...[text shortened]... say we nuke'em"
Three days later the Trump presidency ends along with the rest of the world.
Originally posted by lemondropI'd rather lock these 2 (and their ego's) up in a rubber room. They both make me want to vomit. 😞
The newly elected President, Donald J. Trump, was having his first sit down with the President of Russia, Vladimir Putin. It did not go well.
Trump, the master of the put down, had prepared some real zinger's to lay on the testosterone filled Russian President. He began by calling Putin a third rate leader with a wife rated a mere eight and a half. As h ...[text shortened]... say we nuke'em"
Three days later the Trump presidency ends along with the rest of the world.