Leaving the subject of politics aside for awhile, there are some things I've always wondered...
Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?
Why do superheros wear their underwear on the outside of their clothes?
What was the best thing BEFORE sliced bread?
Why do they call it a pair of pants but only one bra?
Why are there braille dot pads on drive thru ATM's?
Can snakes sit?
There are some things we'll simply never know.😀
Originally posted by bill718"Why are there braille dot pads on drive thru ATM's? "
Leaving the subject of politics aside for awhile, there are some things I've always wondered...
Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?
Why do superheros wear their underwear on the outside of their clothes?
What was the best thing BEFORE sliced bread?
Why do they call it a pair of pants but only one bra?
Why are there braille dot pads on drive thru ATM's?
Can snakes sit?
There are some things we'll simply never know.😀
so that blind people could call a taxi, go to that drive through atm and take out cash.
Originally posted by bill718I have a few questions of my own
Leaving the subject of politics aside for awhile, there are some things I've always wondered...
Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?
Why do superheros wear their underwear on the outside of their clothes?
What was the best thing BEFORE sliced bread?
Why do they call it a pair of pants but only one bra?
Why are there braille dot pads on drive thru ATM's?
Can snakes sit?
There are some things we'll simply never know.😀
Why do we park in the driveway and drive on the parkway.
Do illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?
Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
Why do women wear evening gowns to go out at night? Shouldn't they be wearing night gowns?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why do croutons come in airtight packages? It's just stale bread.
Why don't psychics predict the winning lottery numbers and retire?
If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
Why does pizza come in a square box?
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Originally posted by quackquackIf olive oil is made from olives, what's baby oil made from?
I have a few questions of my own
Why do we park in the driveway and drive on the parkway.
Do illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?
Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
Why do women wear evening gowns to go out at night? Shouldn't they be wearing night gowns?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why ...[text shortened]... If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
Why does pizza come in a square box?
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Originally posted by bill718Snakes can sit.
Leaving the subject of politics aside for awhile, there are some things I've always wondered...
Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?
Why do superheros wear their underwear on the outside of their clothes?
What was the best thing BEFORE sliced bread?
Why do they call it a pair of pants but only one bra?
Why are there braille dot pads on drive thru ATM's?
Can snakes sit?
There are some things we'll simply never know.😀
Bread was the best thing before sliced bread.
How else would you know that they're supper?
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Originally posted by quackquackWhat is a parkway?
I have a few questions of my own
Why do we park in the driveway and drive on the parkway.
Do illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?
Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
Why do women wear evening gowns to go out at night? Shouldn't they be wearing night gowns?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why ...[text shortened]... If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
Why does pizza come in a square box?
They can read letters, not words. Plus if you're eating alphabet soup as an adult it probably doesn't matter if you can read or not.
Because they put them on in the evening to get ready.
You don't want your stale bread going off, do you?
Because the lotto is random.
Vegetarians eat more than just vegetables, in fact some of them don't eat vegetables at all.
Square boxes are easier and cheaper to manufacture.
Why do liberals complain about corporate control of government and then turn around and vote for more government control?
Why do conservatives complain about big government and then turn around and support a massive military?
Why do liberals support illegal immigration but then turn around and support abortion on demand on the basis that the unborn are often an unwanted drains on society?
Why do conservatives champion government sponsored marriage but then say government should mind its own business when it comes to gay marriage? I though conservatives wanted government out of marriage altogether, but it turns out they like the perks for their own state sponsored sexual orientation and not others
Why do liberals support taxation EXCEPT when it comes to a poll tax? Think about it. Create a high tax to vote and then give subsidies ONLY to the poor who vote. What you will wind up with are only food stamp voters who will win you every election. Soon the entire nation will be on food stamps and vote accordingly. Then again, with progressives fully in control of both parties I think this will happen anyway so never mind. Just think of all the new drones Obama can buy with the increased revenue.
How can the NSA track our every step and word but lose a jumbo jet airliner and not know that Russia was going to invade the Ukraine?
Originally posted by sh76Brings up the question of naming. Why isn't the driveway called the parkway, and the parkway named driveway?
Not sure about all of them, but the answer to this one is simple:
If you'd park on a parkway you'd get rear ended and if you'd drive on a driveway, you'd smash through the garage door.