Three ways you know...

... that everything you're going to see and hear after this will be a complete work of fiction.

1. Once upon a time ...

2. Based on a true story ...

3. Anonymous source today said that President Trump said/did ...

The fourth criterion would be

president Trump is using a superlative...

Originally posted by @whodey
... that everything you're going to see and hear after this will be a complete work of fiction.

1. Once upon a time ...

2. Based on a true story ...

3. Anonymous source today said that President Trump said/did ...

Originally posted by @mchill
4. Fake News!