Trump Joke

Trump dies from the virus. He goes to Hell where the Devil is waiting for him. "I don't know what to do," says the Devil. "You're on my list but I have no room for you. But you definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell you what I'm going to do.
I've got three people here who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their place. I'll even let YOU decide who leaves." Trump thought that sounded pretty good so he agreed.
The devil opened the first room. In it was Richard Nixon and a large pool of water. He kept diving in and surfacing empty handed over and over and over, such was his fate in Hell. "No!" Trump said. "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer and I don't think I could do that all day long." The Devil led him to the next room. In it was Tony Blair with a sledgehammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing that hammer, time after time after time. "No! I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant agony if all I could do was break rocks all day!" commented Trump.
The Devil opened a third door. In it, Trump saw Bill Clinton lying naked on the floor with his arms staked over his head and his legs staked in spread-eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best. Trump looked at this in disbelief for a while and finally said, "Yeah, I can handle this."

The Devil smiled and said, "Monica, you're free to go!"

@Suzianne

LMAO 🤣

Awesome 👌

@Contenchess
Who thumb'd down? Hoot the Moople?

@suzianne said
Trump dies from the virus. He goes to Hell where the Devil is waiting for him. "I don't know what to do," says the Devil. "You're on my list but I have no room for you. But you definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell you what I'm going to do.
I've got three people here who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their place. I'll even l ...[text shortened]... finally said, "Yeah, I can handle this."

The Devil smiled and said, "Monica, you're free to go!"

@sonhouse said
@Contenchess
Who thumb'd down? Hoot the Moople?

@mchill said
Cute joke.

Though I'm very much on your side of the partisan aisle, if Joe and the Dem's don't do something to raise their poll numbers, and cure the traditional democratic lethargy regarding midterm voting, we may very well have old Donald right back in the top spot - legal baggage and all.

@contenchess said
...and his hot wife 😏

@contenchess said
...and his hot wife 😏

@jimm619 said
Michelle was hotter 😍

@suzianne said
If she ends up back in the White House, we may not have to deal with Donald. She'll kick his ass day and night for four years.

@suzianne said
Trump dies from the virus. He goes to Hell where the Devil is waiting for him. "I don't know what to do," says the Devil. "You're on my list but I have no room for you. But you definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell you what I'm going to do.
I've got three people here who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their place. I'll even l ...[text shortened]... finally said, "Yeah, I can handle this."

The Devil smiled and said, "Monica, you're free to go!"

@Suzianne
Good one!!

@Contenchess

You mean his eastern European mail order bride?

@mchill said
@Contenchess

You mean his eastern European mail order bride?

@jimm619 said
Michelle was hotter 😍