Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump
Another Vaccine just announced. This time by Moderna, 95% effective. For those great “historians”, please remember that these great discoveries, which will end the China Plague, all took place on my watch!
What a child !!
@moonbus
Hey !! He learned a lot by contracting the virus himself !! He told the nation exactly that.
In fact, he was such a good study, he climbed out of his hospital bed into a hermetically sealed limo for a joyride to his faithful supporters (about 50 of them).
Thus eventually infecting about 10% of his Secret Service detail.
And later on election night, causing another outbreak at his election "victory" party.
Yup. He's a quick learner.
I'm looking forward to him being frog-marched out of the White House by a couple of "losers" and "suckers".
@mghrn55
Say, did'ja hear about the vaccine the Trump organization has been funding? It's called Pfatzer. It offers up to 4 years immunity against facts. Trump's already been taking it--'cuz, like, what's he got to lose, you know. It works like this: testing causes facts, right? So, just stop testing and the facts go away until January 20th.
PS His dose is about to expire though. Sorry, one term is all you get. No refills.