Debates
30 Nov 05
30 Nov 05
Originally posted by sasquatch672(spoken with a lisp) "Goodness gracious, SQ! I have six cats, killers all."
No man, and very few women, who have cats are normal. Men who have cats stand a better-than-even chance of, ahem...batting for the other team, if you will. Women who have cats are solitary, angry spinsters, bitter at some men, and can relate to cats because of their standoffish personality, and aloofness and ungratefulness to the person responsible for their care.
30 Nov 05
Originally posted by sasquatch672Man, I figure you did pretty well to keep it cool! Personally I reckon you'd make a pretty good neighbour from all accounts, but i guess you're gonna have to get Norm in front of the computer - better get his side of the story too! Never know, maybe he had a really hot 21 year old blonde model who prefers to sunbathe naked as a neighbour before you moved in - think I'd be cold too under those circumstances.
God-DAMMIT!!! I just hit a key that cleared this very long post!
So I'm at home this morning, and I let my dogs out on their runs for about twenty minutes so they could stretch their legs. After about twenty minutes, I hear Rocky barking incessantly and I go outside to see what's the fuss. The fuss was that my next-door neighbor, a pensioner nam ...[text shortened]... a bitch move out of town.
WHEW! Man I feel better! Anybody got any thoughts or advice?
Anyhoo, if you want to get under his skin just be immensely polite every time he treats you like crap, it'll really infuriate him if he can;t get you annoyed.
30 Nov 05
Originally posted by sasquatch672Oh, pshaw, SQ, now you're making me blush.
You are the minority Delmer, in fact, if you wish, Clan Leader, I shall pass off the mantle of "Sexual Tyrannosaurus" off to you, for you surely are that. You are a legend round these parts.
30 Nov 05
Originally posted by sasquatch672Maybe you could just invite him round to take a dump on your lawn. Provided that he clears, what, 70% of it up! Unless the turd is bigger than he is - which i doubt.
Yeah, I'm going to nip that in the bud. He didn't like crap on his lawn? Wonder how he'll feel about a brown bag full of flaming dogshit on his stoop.
Also, you should invite him to bark at 6.30AM evry morning. Equal rights!
btw, i was refering to the 21 yo blonde being your immediate predecesor, although, I see your point, she wouldn't need to move out, you could just move in....