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@AverageJoe1 saidBill Maher should just STFU and try his 'humor' on his mother. She'd probably slap him silly. There were plenty of people like this during the holocaust, saying things the Reich wanted to hear, afraid they'd find themselves in those boxcars.
https://youtu.be/76UXWSaGZhI?si=ab4pvuQMjTTxYxgu
Timely, too, as today's is how the Europeans view America. He is as funny as it gets.
And I did not know we have more immigrants than the next 4 countries combined. WE could use some humor.
Which reminds me. Fetterman better enjoy his last term. He's never getting re-elected. Where is Sinema now? No one knows, no one cares.
@Suzianne saidyou miss another issue. Europeans love the country that you hate.
Bill Maher should just STFU and try his 'humor' on his mother. She'd probably slap him silly. There were plenty of people like this during the holocaust, saying things the Reich wanted to hear, afraid they'd find themselves in those boxcars.
Which reminds me. Fetterman better enjoy his last term. He's never getting re-elected. Where is Sinema now? No one knows, no one cares.
@AverageJoe1 saidI watched it and it was not funny (the rat remark was in fact).
https://youtu.be/76UXWSaGZhI?si=ab4pvuQMjTTxYxgu
Timely, too, as today's is how the Europeans view America. He is as funny as it gets.
And I did not know we have more immigrants than the next 4 countries combined. WE could use some humor.
Paraphrasing: "We are the best and everybody adores us".
@Ponderable saidWhat makes you laugh, find humor?
I watched it and it was not funny (the rat remark was in fact).
Paraphrasing: "We are the best and everybody adores us".
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@AverageJoe1 saidLike Schopenhauer writes: The surprise that my expectation is not met, but a diferent framing means something different.
What makes you laugh, find humor?
Refer to the "Jokes" thread in the GF.
That is why the "rat" joke was a bit funny. As any seasoned maker 8and eater) of sausages will know the trick is not so much in th meat but in the spices. You can get good and bad sausage all around the world. And I know firsthand that rather tasteless sausages were to be had in Pittsburg, Pa in late 2018. Maher answerd the quetsion of "how can they be so good?" with a self-ironic "it's the rat meat". There is of course no rat meat there, but Maher is probably a conneseur of CMOT Dibbler of the Discworld, and that was kind of funny.
Thread 158151 That is the link to the Jokes thread. There are funny ones and not so funny ones.
@Ponderable saidFor the record, he was a staunch dem until he saw the ridiculousness of the libs, he plays it just right now. Discovered common sense. He uncovers unbelievablities. I like him and his humor, those are episodial clips
Like Schopenhauer writes: The surprise that my expectation is not met, but a diferent framing means something different.
Refer to the "Jokes" thread in the GF.
That is why the "rat" joke was a bit funny. As any seasoned maker 8and eater) of sausages will know the trick is not so much in th meat but in the spices. You can get good and bad sausage all around the world. ...[text shortened]... ]158151[/threadid] That is the link to the Jokes thread. There are funny ones and not so funny ones.
@AverageJoe1 saidHere's some humor for you:
https://youtu.be/76UXWSaGZhI?si=ab4pvuQMjTTxYxgu
Timely, too, as today's is how the Europeans view America. He is as funny as it gets.
And I did not know we have more immigrants than the next 4 countries combined. WE could use some humor.
Q: How do you set a MAGA voter up in a small business?
A: Give him a BIG business and wait 6 months! 😆
Scientists are no longer using rats for lab experiments; they're using MAGA voters.
The Scientists don't get in trouble from the animal rights groups and there are
some things even rats won't do! 😀
2 dead bodies in the road, a big rat and a small MAGA voter: How do you tell
them apart? There were skid marks in front of the rat where the driver
tried to stop! 🙂
Q: How can you tell when a MAGA lawmaker is lying?
A: His lips are moving! 😉
@paradox4 saidfew in return:
Here's some humor for you:
Q: How do you set a MAGA voter up in a small business?
A: Give him a BIG business and wait 6 months! 😆
Scientists are no longer using rats for lab experiments; they're using MAGA voters.
The Scientists don't get in trouble from the animal rights groups and there are
some things even rats won't do! 😀
2 dead bodies in the road, a big ra ...[text shortened]... ed to stop! 🙂
Q: How can you tell when a MAGA lawmaker is lying?
A: His lips are moving! 😉
Q: Why don’t Democrats play hide-and-seek? A: Because eventually they’ll announce they’re in a sanctuary city.
Q: How many progressives does it take to change a light bulb? A: None. They hold a meeting on why the darkness isn’t being inclusive.
Q: What’s the difference between a taxpayer and an ATM? A: An ATM eventually says “insufficient funds.”
Q: Why did the bureaucrat cross the road? A: To create a committee to study whether crossing roads is equitable.
Q: What’s the fastest-growing renewable resource? A: Government regulations.
Q: Why do politicians love other people’s money? A: Because it’s the only thing they can spend without earning first.
And my favorite:
Q: What’s the difference between capitalism and socialism? A: In capitalism, if your neighbor gets rich, you ask, “How did you do it?” In socialism, you ask, “How do we stop him?”
Tell me, can you make a joke kidding Republicans by using the phrase “other people‘s money? “I can’t wait to see it.
@AverageJoe1 saidAmerica is a great country. You have just (inexplicably) put a crazed narcissist in charge.
you miss another issue. Europeans love the country that you hate.
Making the generalized claim that Europeans love America is just plain silly, unless you have conversed with all Europeans (rather than having watched a few cherrypicked youtube videos). Trust in the US has certainly declined worldwide since the Trump administration came to power.
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@Ghost-of-a-Duke saidMost all are naturally narcissistic. " I'm President, I can't believe that I've achieved this position,,,,,they like me!!""
America is a great country. You have just (inexplicably) put a crazed narcissist in charge.
Making the generalized claim that Europeans love America is just plain silly, unless you have conversed with all Europeans (rather than having watched a few cherrypicked youtube videos). Trust in the US has certainly declined worldwide since the Trump administration came to power.
I would venture that the hop-skipping faerie Obama was MUCH more narcissistic.
Now, you would have to explain crazed. No never mind, got no time for lib TDS. You have heard that if Trump discovered cure for cancer that you,,,,,,lets say Sonhouse for sure.....would give him no credit, credit for nothing. You know that I am right.
Your last point, about conversing with all Europeans? Well, when I converse with you, Trump haters with TDS , I am only conversing with a few Americans. Killing you boys on the forum as usual. Have you truly no common sense. You just throw things out there.
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@AverageJoe1 saidLOL this is a quote from Trump's truth social account just a few weeks ago:
https://youtu.be/76UXWSaGZhI?si=ab4pvuQMjTTxYxgu
Timely, too, as today's is how the Europeans view America. He is as funny as it gets.
And I did not know we have more immigrants than the next 4 countries combined. WE could use some humor.
"DON’T USE BILL MAHER ANY LONGER AS A REPRESENTATIVE OF YOU! I hate hearing that “Bill Maher said…” — Bill Maher is a MORON, though slightly more talented than Jimmy Kimmel."
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