21 May 04
How many members of the Bush administration does it take to change a lightbulb?
Seven.
One to deny that the bulb needs replaced,
one to attack the patriotism of anyone who has questions about the lightbulb,
one to blame the previous administration for the need of a new lightbulb,
one to arrange the invasion of a country rumoured to have a secret stockpile of lightbulbs,
one to figure out how to pay Halliburton Industries a million dollars for a lightbulb,
one to arrange a photo session with Bush changing the lightbulb while dressed in a flight suit,
and finally one to explain to Bush the difference between screwing a lightbulb and screwing the country.
26 Oct 04
Originally posted by RedmikeYou forgot one to turn the light switch on
How many members of the Bush administration does it take to change a lightbulb?
Seven.
One to deny that the bulb needs replaced,
one to attack the patriotism of anyone who has questions about the lightbulb,
one to blame the previous administration for the need of a new lightbulb,
one to arrange the invasion of a country rumoured to have a secret stoc ...[text shortened]... lly one to explain to Bush the difference between screwing a lightbulb and screwing the country.
26 Oct 04
Originally posted by RedmikeMikey!
How many members of the Bush administration does it take to change a lightbulb?
Seven.
One to deny that the bulb needs replaced,
one to attack the patriotism of anyone who has questions about the lightbulb,
one to blame the previous administration for the need of a new lightbulb,
one to arrange the invasion of a country rumoured to have a secret stoc ...[text shortened]... lly one to explain to Bush the difference between screwing a lightbulb and screwing the country.
It is actually Eight!
One to try in vain to explain the meaning of "hope and light" to the UN.
26 Oct 04
Originally posted by RedmikeOne to deny that the bulb needs replaced,
[b]How many members of the Bush administration does it take to change a lightbulb?
Seven.
One to deny that the bulb needs replaced,
one to attack the patriotism of anyone who has questions about the lightbulb,
one to blame the previous administration for the need of a new lightbulb,
one to arrange the invasion of a country rumoured to have a secret stoc ...[text shortened]... finally one to explain to Bush the difference between screwing a lightbulb and screwing the country.
*He was denying so that if someone got hurt, he could say "I told you so".
one to attack the patriotism of anyone who has questions about the lightbulb
*That's because those that question are so used to being in the dark that they wouldn't recognize the light even if they saw it!
one to blame the previous administration for the need of a new lightbulb,
*I because the previous administration couldn't figure out how to change the light bulb in the first place.
one to arrange the invasion of a country rumoured to have a secret stockpile of lightbulbs
*That's because they know that the country will keep hurting themselves and others by giving the bulbs to others that don't want them in the first place.
one to figure out how to pay Halliburton Industries a million dollars for a lightbulb
*Thats because Halliburton Industries provides and integrates products and services that add value through the entire lifecycle of oil and gas reservoirs. We cannot afford to let them go bankrupt!
Halliburton, founded in 1919, is one of the world's largest providers of products and services to the petroleum and energy industries. The company serves its customers with a broad range of products and services through its Energy Services Group and Engineering and Construction Group business segments.
one to arrange a photo session with Bush changing the lightbulb while dressed in a flight suit
*That's because Kim Feaster, the photographer, needing to get an exclusive because she was getting ready to lose her job over the environmental zelkova tree affair. ---The flight suit was really his pajamas, I guess he was running a bit late.
one to explain to Bush the difference between screwing a lightbulb and screwing the country
*I guess he would rather screw the country then to screw an ugly secretary.
These comments are not meant to offend. I was just bored and having some fun.
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