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What happened to the Dodo?

What happened to the Dodo?

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Once a native of the island of Mauritius. Discovered 1598, extinct by 1681.

Every conspiracy theory welcomed here.

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Originally posted by Jee
Once a native of the island of Mauritius. Discovered 1598, extinct by 1681.

Every conspiracy theory welcomed here.
Don't you know? Global warming destroyed the Dodo.

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The Israelis did it, haven't you heard?

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Originally posted by Jee
Once a native of the island of Mauritius. Discovered 1598, extinct by 1681.

Every conspiracy theory welcomed here.
It's their own fault for tasting so good.

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What happened to the Dodi?

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Originally posted by ElleEffSeee
What happened to the Dodi?
We got an obvious link here that could explain a lot about Lady Diana "accident" with Dodi Al-Fayed.

I mean just look at a photo of Diana and a Dodo, it's obvious.

DODO: http://poisson.phc.unipi.it/~guerrini/dodopark/dodo-becc.jpg
DIANA: http://www.biografiasyvidas.com/reportaje/diana_de_gales/fotos/diana_bn.jpg

I think we got the missing smoking gun.

"Paul was at the wheel of the Mercedes Benz when it crashed inside a Paris, France tunnel, killing him, Diana and her lover Dodo Fayed. He was originally said to have been heavily intoxicated at the time."

from: http://www.news.sawf.org/Lifestyle/28593.aspx

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The Dodo isn't extinct. One survived to make posts on RHP under a pseudonym.

But...uh...it's not me.

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Originally posted by ElleEffSeee
What happened to the Dodi?
She went downhill after doing a song with Eminem.

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Originally posted by rwingett
The Dodo isn't extinct. One survived to make posts on RHP under a pseudonym.

But...uh...it's not me.
Damn! uncovered. 😠

Mental note: have rwingett to date Diana and put them in a french taxi.

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Originally posted by Jee
Once a native of the island of Mauritius. Discovered 1598, extinct by 1681.

Every conspiracy theory welcomed here.
They aren't extinct. They went into hiding, and are now secretly behind Opus Dei, the Freemasons, and Macdonalds.

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Originally posted by Jee
Once a native of the island of Mauritius. Discovered 1598, extinct by 1681.

Every conspiracy theory welcomed here.
I really don't know what happened to the Dodo.
I do however suspect the US had something to do with it.

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Originally posted by lausey
She went downhill after doing a song with Eminem.
That's what happened to the Dildo.

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Originally posted by ElleEffSeee
That's what happened to the Dildo.
Isn't she that newscaster who got shot on her doorstep?

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
It's their own fault for tasting so good.
That, and the fact that they were completely unafraid of the sailors who clubbed them to death for food, according to comtemporary accounts.

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Originally posted by lausey
Isn't she that newscaster who got shot on her doorstep?
Or the superhero adversary of the evil Mekon?