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What the hell does Ivanka do?

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A Daily Show piece: Just what the hell does Ivanka do in the White House that she needs government clearance for?



"I try to stay out of politics."---Ivanka Trump


https://www.cnn.com/2019/03/05/politics/ivanka-trump-security-clearance-pressure/index.html

President pressured staff to grant security clearance to Ivanka Trump

For.......?


She plays the president's daughter.


Can't help but think that maybe, just maybe.....

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/VBoRGFH8rjI/maxresdefault.jpg

This has something to do with it.


@vivify said
https://www.cnn.com/2019/03/05/politics/ivanka-trump-security-clearance-pressure/index.html

President pressured staff to grant security clearance to Ivanka Trump

For.......?
Trump probably wants to create a dynasty. Something like Tywin Lannister in Game of Thrones. And what better way to do that than give high level government experience to his unqualified kids? That way when it comes to the election in 2024 or 2028 one of them can run for president. Given the diehard attitude of the Trumpians on this board, they will probably vote for someone who will promise the same as Trump. Secondly, the kids get information about whatever they want this way. This will help them in their future business endeavours.

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@vivify said
Can't help but think that maybe, just maybe.....

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/VBoRGFH8rjI/maxresdefault.jpg

This has something to do with it.
Well, incest is a Lannister thing - see my post above.

(It's a joke. Ivanka would obviously say no to daddy).

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@lundos said
Trump probably wants to create a dynasty. Something like Tywin Lannister in Game of Thrones. And what better way to do that than give high level government experience to his unqualified kids? That way when it comes to the election in 2024 or 2028 one of them can run for president. Given the diehard attitude of the Trumpians on this board, they will probably vote for someone wh ...[text shortened]... ormation about whatever they want this way. This will help them in their future business endeavours.
Stop it, you're scaring me...

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@vivify said
Can't help but think that maybe, just maybe.....

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/VBoRGFH8rjI/maxresdefault.jpg

This has something to do with it.
I can't unsee that, man.


@vivify
What does she do?

She looks sexy.
I'd be hard pressed to keep my hands off of her if I was the President. God bless America and only America. 🤗

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@chessturd said
@vivify
What does she do?

She looks sexy.
I'd be hard pressed to keep my hands off of her if I was the President. God bless America and only America. 🤗
She looks sexy.

And for this she needs a top secret security clearance??


@vivify said
A Daily Show piece: Just what the hell does Ivanka do in the White House that she needs government clearance for?

[youtube Ivanka does...what?] Hf135J6IScs[/youtube]

"I try to stay out of politics."---Ivanka Trump
What the hell she wants to do! that is what she does...LOL...hatin' much?


@suzianne said
I can't unsee that, man.
Thanks for the warning. I’ll skip it. I suppose the lesson is when in doubt, consider the source.



@chessturd said
@vivify
What does she do?

She looks sexy.
I'd be hard pressed to keep my hands off of her if I was the President. God bless America and only America. 🤗
God bless America and only America.

Why do you fly the flag of Canada?