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What the Hells up with Hank Rearden's Spelling...

What the Hells up with Hank Rearden's Spelling...

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I mean really what the hell, everyone has a problem with it so I figured I'd make a post. The SOB couldn't spell the side of a barn or spell his way out of a paper bag, while we're all sitting here goin' what the hell. Am I right?
Hey I got an idea lets all get together and think together a bunch of recycled ideas, try to grow bushy beards, and go poorly xerox a socialist news letter. We can Call it hey We're Red but at least we can spell un like that jag off Hank Rearden.

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Originally posted by Hank Rearden
I mean really what the hell, everyone has a problem with it so I figured I'd make a post. The SOB couldn't spell the side of a barn or spell his way out of a paper bag, while we're all sitting here goin' what the hell. Am I right?
Hank certainly struggles with his metaphors:

It's "hitting a barn door"
and "fighting his way out of a paper bag".

For spelling try - "he couldn't spell his way into Hogwarts".

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Originally posted by howardgee
Hank certainly struggles with his metaphors:

It's "hitting a barn door"
and "fighting his way out of a paper bag".

For spelling try - "he couldn't spell his way into Hogwarts".
Oh SNAP SON you sure got that mo fo good fo real B.

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Originally posted by Hank Rearden
Oh SNAP SON you sure got that mo fo good fo real B.
...on the other hand, if you are referring to your "you're" mistake in the other thread, then of course this is a grammatical error rather than a spelling error, Dad

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Originally posted by howardgee
Hank certainly struggles with his metaphors:

It's "hitting a barn door"
and "fighting his way out of a paper bag".

For spelling try - "he couldn't spell his way into Hogwarts".
No it's hitting the broadside of a barn.

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you beat me to it

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Originally posted by XanthosNZ
No it's hitting the broadside of a barn.
I thought a broadside was what old warships gave each other?

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Originally posted by howardgee
I thought a broadside was what old warships gave each other?
I know this comes as a huge shock to you, but you are wrong.

You should be feeling quite embarrassed right about now, trying to be all smug and pompous correcting others when you yourself were wrong.

Made me laugh I won’t lie.

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Originally posted by ASROMA
you are wrong.
You should be feeling quite embarrassed right about now, trying to be all smug and pompous correcting others when you yourself were wrong.
Encarta definition of broadside
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verb: to hit the side of something
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noun:
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6. firing of ship's guns: the simultaneous firing of all the guns on one side of a ship

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Originally posted by aging blitzer
Encarta definition of broadside
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verb: to hit the side of something
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noun:
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6. firing of ship's guns: the simultaneous firing of all the guns on one side of a ship
I was talking about the metaphor.

'Hitting a barn door' - Where does that come from?

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Originally posted by Hank Rearden
I mean really what the hell, everyone has a problem with it so I figured I'd make a post. The SOB couldn't spell the side of a barn or spell his way out of a paper bag, while we're all sitting here goin' what the hell. Am I right?
Hey I got an idea lets all get together and think together a bunch of recycled ideas, try to grow bushy beards, and go poor ...[text shortened]... We can Call it hey We're Red but at least we can spell un like that jag off Hank Rearden.
Dere's nuffin rong wiv you're spellin.

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Originally posted by ASROMA
I was talking about the metaphor.

'Hitting a barn door' - Where does that come from?
You shouldn't confuse us by quoting howard saying
"I thought a broadside was what old warships gave each other?"
then.

As to the barn door. I dunno.
The variant "couldn't hit a barn door with a banjo" is weirder still.

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Originally posted by aging blitzer
You shouldn't confuse us by quoting howard saying
"I thought a broadside was what old warships gave each other?"
then.

As to the barn door. I dunno.
The variant "couldn't hit a barn door with a banjo" is weirder still.
True.

I just clicked 'Reply and Quote'.

Can't help but have a go at him, you know how it is.

"couldn't hit a barn door with a banjo"

I have no idea where that expression comes from, but I've heard it a few times, especially from John Motson (an English football commentator).

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Originally posted by aging blitzer
As to the barn door. I dunno.
The variant "couldn't hit a barn door with a banjo" is weirder still.
"You couldn't hit the broad side of a barndoor" is the saying, now all of you just shut up.

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Originally posted by darvlay
"You couldn't hit the broad side of a barndoor" is the saying, now all of you just shut up.
OK, I believe you... 😵