I was recently saying to my friend that I wish back when I was 10 I had gone to Michal Jacksons house, bent over and took it like a bitch, then got £1,000,000 or whatever from him. One moment of pain for a lifetime of luxury.
My friend then told me I was gay.
That is wrong.
The question is what would you bend over and take it like a bitch for? Money? Famaly? Honour? I draw the line at a million pounds, no less. Unless of course he was Leonardo Di Caprio, in which case the price lowers to £1,000.
You are gay. You just need emotional compensation to
give peace to your guilt. But as gay as it gets, though.
No probs. I accept you as you are, mate.
Edit. Michael doesn't seem the top type. \
Rather the bottom type. Thus, I must ask:
Would you give it to him for 25 Euros?
(Twice?)
(Kissing included?)
(Plus a Dirty Sanchez?)
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Originally posted by der schwarze RitterAgreed. Way too much time on your hands if you are weighing options after getting two blocked by that guy.
Why don’t you get a job instead of spending so much time daydreaming about which celebrity you'd let sodomize you and for how much?
Originally posted by catfoodtimA 'great article'? Seems to have tickled your fancy, so to speak.
I think I've mentioned it before here, but a great article in the Sunday Times magazine had a long interview with some ex-British Army Administrator-type in Iraq, who was discussing with journalists the dangers of being kidnapped. Apparently male-rape was a real concern and he warned the journalists: Be aware that it is normal to ejaculate when ...[text shortened]... ot mean you are gay.
I wonder is it a normal reaction when banking a cheque for £1m as well?
Originally posted by PhilodorSome people have fine senses of eroticism, mate. Although
A 'great article'? Seems to have tickled your fancy, so to speak.
such area of human erotica is not my cup of tea, you have to
respect tim. Getting aroused by reading instead of, let's say,
cheap gay porn or attending public saunas, it is quite
sophisticated.
Originally posted by catfoodtimits called the prostate gland.
I think I've mentioned it before here, but a great article in the Sunday Times magazine had a long interview with some ex-British Army Administrator-type in Iraq, who was discussing with journalists the dangers of being kidnapped. Apparently male-rape was a real concern and he warned the journalists: Be aware that it is normal to ejaculate when ...[text shortened]... ot mean you are gay.
I wonder is it a normal reaction when banking a cheque for £1m as well?