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**If God played chess**

**If God played chess**

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Would s/he prefer black or white, to attack or defend and what opening would God choose?

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http://www.chessbase.com/newsdetail.asp?newsid=2833

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Originally posted by Nordlys
http://www.chessbase.com/newsdetail.asp?newsid=2833
Wow ...........God's an E4 player !!!!!!!!!!

And the One Whose Name Should Not Be Uttered placed the chess clock next to the board, wound it, set both clocks to five minutes, and gave white’s clock a good healthy smack to start it. And God noticed his time ticking away, and almost panicked, but not for long. Eager to bypass the barren wasteland that is the Queen’s Pawn Opening, he played 1.e4

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Originally posted by Vladamir no1
Wow ...........God's an E4 player !!!!!!!!!!

And the One Whose Name Should Not Be Uttered placed the chess clock next to the board, wound it, set both clocks to five minutes, and gave white’s clock a good healthy smack to start it. And God noticed his time ticking away, and almost panicked, but not for long. Eager to bypass the barren wasteland that is the Queen’s Pawn Opening, he played 1.e4
It wouldn't matter . I'd set him up against Chuck Norris , who would yell at god's king so fiercely he'd resign in fear.

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Originally posted by Moldy Crow
It wouldn't matter . I'd set him up against Chuck Norris , who would yell at god's king so fiercely he'd resign in fear.
Not violence but skill , scares a chess player, I'm afraid Chucky would be at a loss at the chess board.........Unless of course he played someone while playing a part in a Hollywood film, then of course, like always , he'd win ..........

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I am sure if Jesus played chess , He would favour "sacrifices."

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I don't really know what he'd play, but I sure as hell know he'd stay well away from the Spirtuality forum.

"I'm not touching that with another deity, let alone me." He'd say.

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Originally posted by Vladamir no1
Would s/he prefer black or white, to attack or defend and what opening would God choose?
i do play chess .... and i like to play white 50% of the time 😉

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Originally posted by acubed123
i do play chess .... and i like to play white 50% of the time 😉
.... j/k 😵

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It doesn't matter, because He'd still lose...
...to Chuck Norris