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*Breaking News* Tiger Woods Pulls Out of Ryder ...

*Breaking News* Tiger Woods Pulls Out of Ryder ...

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oo err missus.

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Did you hear Woods was complainming because people were asking for his autograph?

What a plonker! What a whiny whiny plonker!

He should be happy if people want his John Hancock.

Plus, his missus- well, I would, if she wouldn't.

Where are those links, people??

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Noone cares about old tiger.

With the possible exception of one odd, odd, lady, mousy, bespectacled, vicious nouse and sharp features, a savage glint in her eye-

she decked herself out at the K. Club spectators area in orange and black stripes, put a cuddly-toy tiger on her head, and held up a plackard saying 'I LOVE YOU TIGER!!!'.

So, Tiger, if you're reading this, I reckon you're in there. Please P.M. me the phone number of your wife, so that I might console her after your departure.