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Two antennae got married, the wedding was poor, but the reception was excellent.

Yes, and here they are together. Don't they look wonderful?

http://antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov/apod/ap971022.html

My uncle fell into the machinery at the funiture factory . He's completely recovered now .

Originally posted by Moldy Crow
My uncle fell into the machinery at the funiture factory . He's completely recovered now .

BF Goodrich truck spills load on highway, clean-up crew reported to be tired.
Maybe this should be another tread.

Originally posted by KneverKnight
BF Goodrich truck spills load on highway, clean-up crew reported to be tired.
Maybe this should be another tread.

Yesterday a hair dresser supply warehouse was robbed. Police are combing the area.

Last weekend I burned my hand reading a book of matches too fast.

I hurt my neck putting on toilet water - the lid fell .

My Grandather always hated change, but that just made us throw it harder.

I've recently discovered that I can predict the future. You'd think I would've seen that coming

Paddy and Murphy walking down a Street. Murphy falls down a hole. Paddy says ' Murphy Murphy is it dark down there ' ' dunno Paddy, i cant see ' Classic.

Ps. Come on lads.

On my way to go hunting I saw a sign that said "bear left" , so I went back home .

I stayed at a foriegn hotel that did'nt have a bathroom, it was uncanny.

I've told you a million times to stop exaggerating!

I was going to buy a copy of The Power of Positive Thinking, and then I thought, what good would that do?

I put a dollar in a change machine. Nothing changed

Hitch hiking is not a good rule of thumb.

Beauty is only a light switch away


ok that's enough...

yesterday i bought a decafinated coffee table, you can't tell to look at it