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1 horse walks into a bar

1 horse walks into a bar

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barman: why the long face?

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Originally posted by eatmybishop
barman: why the long face?
What did you answer?

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Originally posted by eatmybishop
barman: why the long face?
Its wrong to stereotype. Not all horses have long faces.😠

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Horse: I've just had a really bad week.

Barman: Oh my God! A talking horse!

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the horse kicks a fuss

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they shoot horses, don't they?

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Fernandel! Long time no seen 🙄

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says,'" Whichever end of you I see, your voice may change, but your breath smells the same." 😕

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A pony walks into a bar and says to the barman, "c-hhhan hhh-I hhhave a beee-hhheeer, pleeehheeese?"

The barman says, "Are you thirsty?"

"No," replies the pony. "I'm juhhhust a lihhhttle hoarse..."

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A horse walks into a bar....ouch it was an iron bar 🙂

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I know a really quite offensive version of this joke...