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  1. Standard memberBongalloJoe
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    11 Jul '17 03:011 edit
    Gimmie the best you got!!

    I tried to hold open a revolving door for a lady.
    My chemistry set blew up, but i guess oxidants happen.
    Dry erase boards are remarkable!
    Dwarfs and Midgets have very little in common.
    A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
    I bought the world's worst thesarus yesterday. Not only is it terrible, It's terrible.
  2. SubscriberFMF
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    11 Jul '17 04:46
    She asked me for an example of a smutty double entendre, so I gave her one.
  3. SubscriberKewpie
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    11 Jul '17 05:52
    Bill Gates has pledged to fund Trump's wall on the condition he gets to install windows on it.
  4. Subscribercoquette
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    11 Jul '17 12:21
    Time wounds all heels

    Every good solution produces two new problems

    Economists are like astrologers, except for lacking the respect

    Only lawyers are delighted with 3 am telephone calls
  5. Subscribersonhouse
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    11 Jul '17 13:53
    Originally posted by coquette
    Time wounds all heels

    Every good solution produces two new problems

    Economists are like astrologers, except for lacking the respect

    Only lawyers are delighted with 3 am telephone calls
    Time's fun when you're having flies
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    13 Jul '17 14:10
    Take my wife...PLEASE.
  7. Gothenburg
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    13 Jul '17 15:05
    Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success.
  8. Subscriberlemondrop
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    14 Jul '17 00:49
    Mmm.....urinal cakes
  9. Subscribersonhouse
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    16 Jul '17 02:08
    Originally posted by lemondrop
    Mmm.....urinal cakes
    Go ahead, make my day, PUNK.
  10. Standard memberBongalloJoe
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    18 Jul '17 03:00
    Dear Lord....
    Please give me the patience to make it through this hard week RIGHT NOW OR I'M GONNA LOOSE IT!!!

    I made that.
  11. Standard memberHandyAndy
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    18 Jul '17 03:50
    Originally posted by BongalloJoe
    Dear Lord....
    Please give me the patience to make it through this hard week RIGHT NOW OR I'M GONNA LOOSE IT!!!

    I made that.
    Don't lose it.
  12. Standard memberwolfgang59
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    18 Jul '17 04:39
    Originally posted by HandyAndy
    Don't lose it.
    HE MAY BE TALKING ABOUT HIS NECK-TIE!
  13. SubscriberKewpie
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    18 Jul '17 04:56
    I hate when a couple argues in public but I missed the start and don't know whose side I'm on.
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