Originally posted by PhlabibitTerrified FDA Warns Something Making Bananas Black After Several Days
12-2=10
This will not happen again for 1000 years, so enjoy your day and tell a friend about it.
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November 29, 2010
WASHINGTON—The Food and Drug Administration made an emergency announcement Monday to alert all U. S. citizens that "a force or forces unknown" is turning seemingly normal bananas black, soft, and virtually inedible in as little as 72 hours. "Whatever is causing the dramatic and frankly disgusting changes in these bananas is able to penetrate any container and is completely undetectable by any known instrument," said visibly shaken FDA commissioner Dr. Margaret Hamburg, adding that the black sections of banana were "quite mushy and gross." "We urge anyone currently in possession of normal yellow bananas to consume them immediately, before this mysterious blackening malignancy can strike—and it will strike." The disturbing news comes only weeks after the FDA's announcement that bananas' tough, fibrous outer layer should always be removed before consumption.
Originally posted by ChessPraxisThat should be printed and stuck in the produce section. People need to KNOW!~
Terrified FDA Warns Something Making Bananas Black After Several Days
November 29, 2010
WASHINGTON—The Food and Drug Administration made an emergency announcement Monday to alert all U. S. citizens that "a force or forces unknown" is turning seemingly normal bananas black, soft, and virtually inedible in as little as 72 hours. "Whatever is causing t ...[text shortened]... that bananas' tough, fibrous outer layer should always be removed before consumption.
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Originally posted by ChessPraxisWhat about the bananas they ship to Canada?
Terrified FDA Warns Something Making Bananas Black After Several Days
November 29, 2010
WASHINGTON—The Food and Drug Administration made an emergency announcement Monday to alert all U. S. citizens that "a force or forces unknown" is turning seemingly normal bananas black, soft, and virtually inedible in as little as 72 hours. "Whatever is causing t ...[text shortened]... that bananas' tough, fibrous outer layer should always be removed before consumption.
When they plan on telling us. 😉