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Well, being the idiot that I am, I stayed up all night watching tv after a 5 hour sleep night and now I have to go to church in an hour and I can see this turning out a possibility of 3 ways. #1. I passout and am hated by all at the church (I mean, it's not like any of them have ever fallen asleep in church). #2. I stay awake through church (and a baptism afterwards, god) and passout later or my body has had too much stress and my kidneys fail. #3. I do fine all day. I probably won't be going to sleep till about 11-2 p.m. and it's 8 a.m. right now. I know caffine will help keep me awake but I have heart problems and haven't taken my meds in 2 days so are there any other options for keeping myself awake?

Anyone?

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Originally posted by GalaxyShield
Well, being the idiot that I am, I stayed up all night watching tv after a 5 hour sleep night and now I have to go to church in an hour and I can see this turning out a possibility of 3 ways. #1. I passout and am hated by all at the church (I mean, it's not like any of them have ever fallen asleep in church). #2. I stay awake through church (and a bapt ...[text shortened]... n't taken my meds in 2 days so are there any other options for keeping myself awake?

Anyone?
Speed, although that's not good either if you have heart problems.

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Originally posted by royalchicken
Speed, although that's not good either if you have heart problems.
Yeah, probably not.


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Sit in the last row and sleep in church, quite likely nobody will notice. And if they do, tell them about the disciples who fell asleep while Jesus was praying.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
Sit in the last row and sleep in church, quite likely nobody will notice. And if they do, tell them about the disciples who fell asleep while Jesus was praying.
Possibly. I'm not to sure if that'll work though. I'm going with one of my friend's family so I don't know where we'll be sitting. Plus his family is the one who's involved in the baptism so I'm guessing they're going to sit somewhere near the front. Bleh. I'm an idiot.

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Become atheistic.

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Originally posted by Aiko
Become atheistic.
Agnostic works fine. Tell them you're thinking about the meaning of religion and want to sleep on it.

BTW. No-one *has* to go to church. Haven't voluntarily been in one in 30 years and I don't notice the difference in my life.

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Originally posted by GalaxyShield
Well, being the idiot that I am, I stayed up all night watching tv after a 5 hour sleep night and now I have to go to church in an hour and I can see this turning out a possibility of 3 ways. #1. I passout and am hated by all at the church (I mean, it's not like any of them have ever fallen asleep in church). #2. I stay awake through church (and a bapt ...[text shortened]... n't taken my meds in 2 days so are there any other options for keeping myself awake?

Anyone?
I am an insomniac, and I don't drink caffeine either. I don't deliberately keep myself up at night either though. Anyway, when I have a sleepless night, and I have to go to work, I keep myself awake by drinking lots, and lots of water during the day. This does not give you more energy, but since you have to keep answering the call of nature, you can't fall asleep. So, try to sit on the side of your pew, rather than the middle, so you won't bug anyone when you have to keep getting up, and leaving the service.

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Take an Alka Seltzer, it will clear your head. Follow it up with a green tea. I'm an expert in this field, trust me.

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Originally posted by GalaxyShield
Well, being the idiot that I am, I stayed up all night watching tv after a 5 hour sleep night and now I have to go to church in an hour and I can see this turning out a possibility of 3 ways. #1. I passout and am hated by all at the church (I mean, it's not like any of them have ever fallen asleep in church). #2. I stay awake through church (and a bapt ...[text shortened]... n't taken my meds in 2 days so are there any other options for keeping myself awake?

Anyone?
Have someone pinch your testicles really hard when you start to nod off, it's guaranteed to keep you awake.

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Originally posted by GalaxyShield
Well, being the idiot that I am, I stayed up all night watching tv after a 5 hour sleep night and now I have to go to church in an hour and I can see this turning out a possibility of 3 ways. #1. I passout and am hated by all at the church (I mean, it's not like any of them have ever fallen asleep in church). #2. I stay awake through church (and a bapt ...[text shortened]... n't taken my meds in 2 days so are there any other options for keeping myself awake?

Anyone?
Ask yourself why you are going to church when you don't want to.
Surely God can see through you?