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Can I just add that sticking your fist up a ducks bottom during Easter makes you fertile.
You can contract AIDS when bicycling & watching Strictly Come Dancing is a sure way of vomiting blood.
P.S. There is a Lancaster Bomber found on the Moon - According to the mail this morning (I don't beat my ex wife anymore). Ahem - the last sentence is for those that have had their say with me, sadly they have lost the ability to type.
Hey ho....[edit]🚬