Originally posted by Vivaldi
Zakk, please start a thread about them two chicks as I need to speak to them 😛
6 months
37 roles of film
2 pairs of binoculars
170 gallons of gasoline
and I can't even get these 2 fine specimens to talk to me. I'm not surprised however. Logic would suggest that they wouldn't. What would they want with a 19 year old computer junkie like me who only makes 20K a year and drives a Chevy Lumina. My reserve is never stronger though. For their repsective boyfriends have both disappeared like a fart in the wind. I know nothing, I swear. If the police ask, I was at home at 11:30pm (EST) on the night of August 22, 2005.
They need not talk though. I know enough allready. I will be selling photos, house keys, phone numbers, and previously worn thongs to the highest bidder. These items and info no longer hold use to me due to the restraining orders. The bidding shall start at $100 U.S.
Vivaldi do I hear $100?
Originally posted by zakkwylderOne of my best chat up lines is
If only I'd considered the duck approach long ago, I might be short 2 restraining orders.
Chicks dig ducks.😵
"Do ya wana see my duck"
The chicks just gota see my duck which is in fact my willy
Some times I dont get a slap as the chicks believe that willy is a worm
But a man is not a man without a duck