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Men are like department stores....their clothes should always be half off.

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Originally posted by mlprior
Men are like parking spots.

The good ones are taken, and the rest are handicapped.
Er... 😞

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Originally posted by mlprior
Men are like department stores....their clothes should always be half off.
Er... 😞

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Men are like coolers...load them with beer and you can take them anywhere.

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Why are men given larger brains than dogs?
So they don't hump women's legs at cocktail parties.

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My above responses fit in there too, but I don't want a spam ban 🙁

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Originally posted by cmsMaster
My above responses fit in there too, but I don't want a spam ban 🙁
🙂😀😛🙂😀😛🙂😀😛🙂😀😛

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Why did God create man?
Because vibrators don't mow lawns.

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Originally posted by mlprior
Why did God create man?
Because vibrators don't mow lawns.
Ok now you've crossed the line.

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Originally posted by cmsMaster
Ok now you've crossed the line.
I had to save the best for last.

😉

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Originally posted by mlprior
I had to save the best for last.

😉
I'm probably going to cry myself to sleep tonight.

...That's in addition to the time I already spend crying myself to sleep. 😞









It's a joke, I don't need any psychological advice...well not anymore than you guys do at least. 😵

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Originally posted by mlprior
I had to save the best for last.

😉
Come on now...let's be fair. If it wasn't for men then we'd never be blessed with such beatifull images such as this....

http://tinyurl.com/y886xh

God bless men. 😀

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Originally posted by mokko
Come on now...let's be fair. If it wasn't for men then we'd never be blessed with such beatifull images such as this....

http://tinyurl.com/y886xh

God bless men. 😀
Soft. 🙁

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Originally posted by cmsMaster
Soft. 🙁
Hard 😀

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Originally posted by mokko
Hard 😀
!? You have a...? You know what, don't answer that.